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some guy that's my boyfriend said ---> "If you're going to quote me, at least do it anonymously"37 minutes agofrom web
I'm pretty sure my mom's instructions for wrapping gifts included being sober.about 2 hours agofrom Tweetie
Look, group of singers near cable car place, just because glee is popular doesn't mean you're good. STOP.about 5 hours agofrom Tweetie
i might not see my macbook air for several weeks..that shouldn't make me sad but it does :(about 14 hours agofrom web
The bf play-yelled at me and I started to fake cry. The owner of the tiny market asked if things were okay..whoops.6:43 PM Dec 22ndfrom Tweetie
still waiting for the macbook air that i won...apparently it's okay to not go to work when you owe 35 anxious people prizes. >:|12:02 PM Dec 22ndfrom web
a modeling ad on craigslist said, "You must be drop dead gorgeous", and I immediately x'd out of the ad. I'm pretty plain in person.12:46 PM Dec 20thfrom web
me: so brittney murphy died. boyfriend: who the fuck is brittney murphy.11:46 AM Dec 20thfrom web
I was given a bouquet of orchids as a gift. It's like looking at a bunch of vaginas all the time. At least these are pretty.3:21 PM Dec 15thfrom Tweetie
you're probably wondering, "who can fuck up top ramen?" Well...:|10:12 PM Dec 14thfrom web
