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  1. Personal best in bench press! I would like a children's choir singing Toto's Africa, kthxbai
  2. Aw, man, way to be secretly not totally dry, gym pants I threw in my bag this morning. Now my legs are cold and mildewy.
  3. Hungry and sore in the face. This is a conundrum.
  4. Supervision followed by dentist appointment tomorrow followed, most likely, by a couple of stiff drinks and maybe a cry and lie down.
  5. Garrison Dean, I want to be on you. Scroll down to his Human Centipede Atari game. 'Collect and connect the girls!' http://bit.ly/9B4tl
  6. Massive thunderclap right when I open a picture of horseshoe crab orgy that I now cannot un-see. Okay, universe, I'll get back to work.
  7. @T0MM7 congratulations, Dr Tom!
  8. After I had to leave most of my Big Harvest lunch untouched, I need your dentist recommendations, esp those with HICAPS. Quickly, please...
  9. 'We keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other...' Oh, Fox News, you so crazy/racist. http://bit.ly/6GJxO
  10. Vanessa Davis illustrates her sketchy jobs. It is the cutest. http://bit.ly/47ACn
  11. RT @xenijardin: (Online seller of Christian MMA gear) -> RT @reversecowpie: "Putting the Jew in Jiu-Jitsu": http://tinyurl.com/kt25qv
  12. I made pancakes to use up extra buttermilk. Most of them are in the freezer for future breakfasts. #singleladies #junior_ms
  13. Gym was ill advised. Presently prone with only an ice pack, broadcast TV and the cat for company. Require bucket of Voltaren and ladle.
  14. Small child dancing in his pyjamas. The ovulation is imminent.... http://bit.ly/n1FNr
  15. Downloading 'Frontier(s).' No, srsly, what is in the water in France? This looks totally traumatic in the best way. http://bit.ly/12d6as
  16. Volunteered for a study on chronic knee pain. I feel like a Good Citizen.
  17. Gym now, with a brief detour to Readings to buy 'Civilization and its Discontents' so my penis jokes will be more nuanced and informed.
  18. Asians doing Christopher Walken impressions for some reason. BACK TO WORK FOR REALZ NOW YES. http://bit.ly/hTZIi
  19. Downside: my nails have grown just long enough to be deeply irritating when I type. However did Nomi Malone manage? #boringtwat
  20. I'm working on/reading really awesome stuff now. It's a nice feeling. #gloatytwat