nerdfighter
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Hobo at the Central Library, quite loudly: "A burp is always better than a fart. But a fart is always good too." Poetic.
3:24 PM Dec 16th
from web
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Dano: "Well, it's 5 o'clock somewhere." Me: ".........yeah, IN THE UK!" Dano: "I swear I'm not a fullblown alkie."
9:46 AM Dec 16th
from TweetDeck
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Know what's superfun? When you're doing your work at the last minute, like you do, and your laptop stops starting up because it's a douche.
1:07 PM Dec 15th
from TweetDeck
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On the bus on my way to my French final. Which is actually tomorrow. *facepalm*
9:49 AM Dec 15th
from txt
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Guy on the bus is trying to sell me his idea for animal underwear. As in, underwear for freaking animals. Seriously.
12:49 PM Dec 8th
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@ Too bad you're not on a boat. That'd be much better.
3:12 PM Dec 4th
from txt
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My 17-year-old brother is driving behind someone w/ an Arizona license plate reading BELSWAN & mocking it mercilessly. <3 my brother, LMAO.
11:37 AM Nov 26th
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Classy: Station wagon hearse with wood paneling and a licence plate that says NOAHARK.
2:08 PM Nov 25th
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@ Did you suddenly fall into Fahrenheit 451 land?!
9:13 AM Nov 24th
from txt
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@ *hugs* Eat a lot of bread, go into a carb coma, then cease caring. Or something. I don't have good ideas on pain meds. :(
10:51 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
in reply to softlyandserial
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Here's to hoping the vicodin I just took will kick my migraine back to hell where it belongs.
10:15 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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@ Your olds might be crazy, but at least she doesn't think motorcyclists are spacemen
7:30 PM Nov 23rd
from txt
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Blizzard's ominous hold music of doom is making me LOL. But I also feel like they're going to come kill me. D:
3:13 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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@ VERY, that's how cute. I ALSO watched the first third of season 2 as well. Clearly, I have an addiction.
1:07 PM Nov 23rd
from TweetDeck
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Yesterday I watched ALL of How I Met Your Mother, season 1. I meant to watch two episodes. Are you proud, @? :P
1:00 PM Nov 23rd
from TweetDeck
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@ That's the most terrifying description of a sandwich I've ever heard. o_o The mental images. Oh, the mental images.
1:00 AM Nov 21st
from Echofon
in reply to KwikSpell
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Danielle: "I had my first slutty redhead and it was delicious."
10:23 PM Nov 20th
from TweetDeck
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@ What the hell. I mean, that sucks, but why don't people also complain that The Sims 3 lets you slap and fight women? (And men?)
4:16 PM Nov 20th
from Echofon
in reply to jordanriane
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@ Can we start complaining that most villains are men? Gaming doesn't portray men in a positive light!
4:09 PM Nov 20th
from Echofon
in reply to jordanriane
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@ I know! You know what? LIFE doesn't always portray women in a positive light.
4:09 PM Nov 20th
from Echofon
in reply to jordanriane
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- Name Donna
- Location Seattle, United States
- Bio I'm perpetually nostalgic & a future librarian. My life is annoyingly eventful. Eventful with CRAZY. I was a nerd from day one. See visual evidence.
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