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  1. @bbum I understand why they aren't there, but it is difficult to hold the door shut while going pee. Kids are strong.
  2. Why is it that the place where I need it the most, doesn't have locks on the bathroom doors? #homeswithkids
  3. I could use a snack pack! I did get a cookie from the girl next to me on the plane. She had liberated half a dozen from the cafeteria.
  4. @bcathey oooh, that looks good! YUM!
  5. I successfully used the airplane lavatory without hitting the emergency call button!
  6. @cdespinosa yummmm! That looks so much better than airline food!
  7. : http://wp.me/pIsQc-EB
  8. @McLellan Nooooo! Well, congrats to Levi, but so sad about your hair.
  9. I'm making a comeback: http://wp.me/pIsQc-EA
  10. Regrets: http://wp.me/pIsQc-Ez
  11. What I'm missing: http://wp.me/pIsQc-Ey
  12. One born every minute: http://wp.me/pIsQc-Ex
  13. @wsanchez are the results going to be drinkable? Can I help later?
  14. Yay, my bank paid my taxes today. Won't be homeless tomorrow.
  15. Anti-insomnia: http://wp.me/pIsQc-Ew
  16. Free Ride: http://wp.me/pIsQc-Ev
  17. I forgot my hairbrush. Oops.
  18. Another adventure begins: http://wp.me/pIsQc-Eu
  19. Hey @retainCount—Kid, here's a hint: if you skip out on work early to drink champagne, then don't tweet about it. Or share.
  20. @retainCount Where are you getting cheap champagne? And why aren't you sharing?