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I don't ever want to do that again. At the top of a mountain in the dark, the fog, the rain- in a car with the transmission light on. NEVER.
11:36 AM Nov 22nd
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Dark, rainy, windy roads. Its like the trifecta of doom. Oh look....construction. Bring it.
6:54 PM Nov 21st
from TwitterBerry
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On being in SF: 'They talk English, right?' 'Yes.' Do they chew English?' 'Huh?' 'They don't chew like camels?' '...no.'
1:02 PM Nov 19th
from TwitterBerry
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'I need something to cover my eyes. Don't you have a hanky you're flagging back there somewhere?'
2:48 PM Nov 18th
from TwitterBerry
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OH on the local radio station in Grants Pass: Harold, come get your dog, he's on my porch again.
2:47 PM Nov 18th
from TwitterBerry
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On eating a Jolly Rancher: 'This isn't just any old strawberry, mom. This is Mexican strawberry.'
9:31 AM Nov 14th
from web
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Laughing at the five year old: 'I'm not really into this Bindi show.' 'No?' 'No. I'm just not cool with snakes.'
2:53 PM Oct 11th
from TwitterBerry
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Wisdom: Its alright to talk to yourself and ask yourself questions. But when you start talking to people that aren't there, its time to go.
10:13 PM Sep 30th
from TwitterBerry
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'Mom, my soup is a little too murky.' Huh?
6:25 PM Sep 11th
from TwitterBerry
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The woman at Subway was a total noob. Not only did she not use the giant handfuls of lettuce, she didn't even cut my sandwich in half.
6:48 PM Sep 2nd
from TwitterBerry
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Sooo tired of working, and being tired. Tired!
4:56 PM Sep 1st
from yoono
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@ That's all really sad news. :(
9:09 AM Aug 31st
from yoono
in reply to stonetree
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Rain.
11:57 PM Aug 28th
from yoono
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There is loud machinery in my neighbors back yard. Its so loud I can't hear my ancient microwave when I'm standing right next to it.
6:12 PM Aug 27th
from yoono
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That much blood should never be gushing from *there*. Don't look, guys.
10:43 PM Aug 26th
from TwitterBerry
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Who says you can't wear a c-collar as a crown? You still have to hold your neck still so it doesn't fall off. See? Works just fine.
8:07 AM Aug 26th
from TwitterBerry
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@ is giving away a $5999 ColorWare STEALTH MacBook Pro to celebrate launching Convert for iPhone!
8:44 AM Aug 25th
from web
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OH: I am the Wiz! I am the fucking Wizard of Oz! I'm just an ordinary guy at the end of the day.
8:50 PM Aug 24th
from TwitterBerry
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What is the point of fleas? No creature eats them, all they do is spread disease and annoy you to death. Stupid things.
12:32 AM Aug 22nd
from yoono
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Win a new Canon 5DMKII (or $2500 Gift Cert) from @ & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here:
1:07 PM Aug 21st
from yoono
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