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  1. I don't ever want to do that again. At the top of a mountain in the dark, the fog, the rain- in a car with the transmission light on. NEVER.
  2. Dark, rainy, windy roads. Its like the trifecta of doom. Oh look....construction. Bring it.
  3. On being in SF: 'They talk English, right?' 'Yes.' Do they chew English?' 'Huh?' 'They don't chew like camels?' '...no.'
  4. 'I need something to cover my eyes. Don't you have a hanky you're flagging back there somewhere?'
  5. OH on the local radio station in Grants Pass: Harold, come get your dog, he's on my porch again.
  6. On eating a Jolly Rancher: 'This isn't just any old strawberry, mom. This is Mexican strawberry.'
  7. Laughing at the five year old: 'I'm not really into this Bindi show.' 'No?' 'No. I'm just not cool with snakes.'
  8. Wisdom: Its alright to talk to yourself and ask yourself questions. But when you start talking to people that aren't there, its time to go.
  9. 'Mom, my soup is a little too murky.' Huh?
  10. The woman at Subway was a total noob. Not only did she not use the giant handfuls of lettuce, she didn't even cut my sandwich in half.
  11. Sooo tired of working, and being tired. Tired!
  12. @stonetree That's all really sad news. :(
  13. Rain.
  14. There is loud machinery in my neighbors back yard. Its so loud I can't hear my ancient microwave when I'm standing right next to it.
  15. That much blood should never be gushing from *there*. Don't look, guys.
  16. Who says you can't wear a c-collar as a crown? You still have to hold your neck still so it doesn't fall off. See? Works just fine.
  17. #winMBP @taptaptap is giving away a $5999 ColorWare STEALTH MacBook Pro to celebrate launching Convert for iPhone! http://taptaptap.com/+F9w
  18. OH: I am the Wiz! I am the fucking Wizard of Oz! I'm just an ordinary guy at the end of the day.
  19. What is the point of fleas? No creature eats them, all they do is spread disease and annoy you to death. Stupid things.
  20. Win a new Canon 5DMKII (or $2500 Gift Cert) from @OPGear & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/BqU8N