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  1. This Thanksgiving, even the pets know for returning soldiers, home is where the heart is. http://tinyurl.com/afghanis...
  2. Cat and cop: some guys just get all the pussy...cat. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  3. I think if I lived in Palin Country I'd be convinced I was trapped in a Twilight Zone episode. http://bit.ly/8cvF37 addyRT @MJMcKean
  4. My local business finder and movie theater app updates just came with a 17-and-up warning. iPhone apps are getting scary.
  5. Darn my luck! And here I could have stocked up on my WWII outfits and Parisan sissy cop hats. http://www.angels.uk.com/un...
  6. #ShameOnYouABC , you never let X,Y and Z get any of the attention!
  7. http://twitpic.com/qrybe - Ladies and gentlemen, the Guinness Record Holder for fastest haircut ever.
  8. A spoonful of sour cream with shredded cheese on top. Now hand over 5 clams.
  9. I bet I ate something before bed weirder than you. Seriously. $5.
  10. Congrats to Jimmie Johnson's 4th consecutive NASCAR title! I'm surprised NFL on Fox lets him out during the season to drive.
  11. Planet 51: fun fun fun! Forget fey vampires who secretly want to kiss bare-chested werewolf men. Aliens in the 50's people! Beautiful art!
  12. Winner: Best Impersonation of a Traffic Cone! http://tinyurl.com/coneytunes
  13. Local grocery store just played "(I went through) The Salad Zone" overhead. Hell hath indeed frozen over.
  14. @Moemonty Great! Now I'm hungry for 3 quarter pounders with a dozen scoops of butter. http://tinyurl.com/quarterb...
  15. @teknodave your first mistake is watching Fox News. The second is believing them that there's a pumpkin pie shortage.
  16. They'd never let fat be sexy or serious or even emo--because according to Hollywood, fat people can only be funny!_
  17. RT @MJMcKean Okay: let's see Hollywood come up with young, sexy fat vampires. http://tinyurl.com/yg4haee
  18. Dream No. 209812: long string of stuff-shootout at Wookies & R2D2, Anne Hathaway got cozy w/ me, & confronted retreating Japanese generals.
  19. "I'm sorry mortal girlfriend, but I'm too sensitive and pretty to be eaten! Ciao!" #prettyboymoviemonstersscreamlikelittlegirls
  20. I'd really love to see how long those pretty boy vampires/wolfen could fend off a zombiepocalypse. They'd just scream & run for the hills.