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  1. Bet this guy needed to change his pants when he got home http://bit.ly/6IkbC7
  2. What did the biscuit say when the other biscuit got ran over by a car? ¨Daddy!¨ #unjoke
  3. @topnightsout is following me! They obviously don't realise last time I had a night out on the town was 1999...
  4. @AhmNoHere Hello! Thanks for the follow!
  5. "Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of curtains" (doc) - "This indicates mental instability and I recommend electric shock therapy" #unjoke
  6. So the barman says to the horse "why the long face?" the horse replies "it's all down to my bone structure" #unjoke
  7. RT @realitydistort http://twitpic.com/rufw1 - Always remember...
  8. Sad to hear Maggie Jones has died. (Blanche, Coronation Street)
  9. @The_No_Show Did you see - Limited time free online viewing 'Rage' @ The auteurs' website http://bit.ly/7JvCFf Jude Law as a shemale (?!)
  10. @youngkimmie Morning Kim! hectic, but will try and skive at some point :o)
  11. @Doodledawne Limited time free online viewing of 'Rage' @ The auteurs' website http://bit.ly/7JvCFf Jude Law as a shemale (?!)
  12. @jsaonline Limited time free online viewing of 'Rage' @ The auteurs' website http://bit.ly/7JvCFf Jude Law as a shemale (?!)
  13. @LittleMissEmma The time to worry is when you see someone else's breath...
  14. @youngkimmie I know, but remember when it was fresh and new! And everybody loved the cheesiness regardless because it was Christmas!
  15. @stevyncolgan Ah yes, it used to have soul, alright, it was bloody cheesey soul, but still..
  16. @PeterPaega Ah well, *cough* some things are best forgotten.
  17. @ladft Ah yes, memories flooding back. They just don't make 'em like that these days. Christmas was fun!
  18. At times like this don't you miss Mud, Slade, Showaddywaddy....The Christmas run up would just be starting...
  19. @VicDarkwood Nostrils are the windows of the soul. No wait, is that right...
  20. @TimJRSullivan Well done sir! May I ask what it's about?