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  1. Nothing's more pleasant than stretching oils with a blistering hangover, accompanied by the sweet sounds of Def Leppard. I f'n hurt... about 21 hours ago from web
  2. Black Thursday... http://neilklemz.blogspot.c.... Gobble fucking gobble. 7:25 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. ... required to take medication. Great... Suffice to say, Thanksgiving for (the third?) time is a no go. Woo hoo... 5:09 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. Now they seem to think that my mom could possibly have swine flu, which seem highly unlikely. But as a precaution, everyone at home is... 5:08 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. Mom is home and on (more) new medication. Phew...! Who wants to be my designated driver? 1:39 PM Nov 25th from web
  6. The Ice Capades.. excuse me... hockey... is looking more and more inviting. 12:50 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. All I need now is an Alomar brother and this offseason is perfect. Pull the trigger. NOW. 12:48 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. Sorry... AndrUW Jones. Idiots. If he couldn't sweat off the weight in Texas, what's Chicago going to do for his waist size? 12:45 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. And did the Sox just sign another burnout in Andrew Jones? That really solves our lead-off spot. Idiots. Baseball is dead to me. 12:43 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. They want to put her through a spinal tap. Sounds a bit excessive, even for a bunch of pigs like Resurrection Hospital. 12:40 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. Said doctors have yet to determine the source of the infection, but instead of giving her some much needed antibiotics... 12:39 PM Nov 25th from web
  12. Mom’s still in the ER, but the geniuses there have (finally) determined that she has an infection of some sort. No shit. 12:35 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. Seriously, do you really need a presale NOW? Are the "explosive" Mark Teahen and Omar Vizquel signings really bringing the thunder? 10:58 AM Nov 25th from web
  14. Oh, this is the last thing I needed to see in my inbox today: A White Sox presale for next year's Ozzie Plan. Are you kidding me? 10:52 AM Nov 25th from web
  15. So yay... Mom's back in the hospital while I patiently twiddle my thumbs like a useless piece of shit waiting for an update. Punch it in. 10:36 AM Nov 25th from web
  16. Which totally defeats the purpose of having the hospice care in place. What the FUCK????? 10:34 AM Nov 25th from web
  17. When he finally thought it'd be a good idea to call, he lost patience with the hospice people who had him on hold and dialed 911 instead... 10:33 AM Nov 25th from web
  18. Instead of calling the hospice people immediately, my father just waited and waited and waited... 10:32 AM Nov 25th from web
  19. Less than 48 hours after hospice went through, my mom had developed a bad reaction to the new medications. 10:31 AM Nov 25th from web
  20. Days like today that remind me why I re-joined Twitter in the first place... Safe, controlled, therapeutical stream-of-conscious ranting. 10:22 AM Nov 25th from web
  • Name Neil Klemz
  • Location Illinois
  • Web http://www.neilkl...
  • Bio Meeting Neil is Easy - Artist, musician, Chicago White Sox fan. Go away, Cookie Man.
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