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  1. The calm contemplation of the men's room evaporated with five very loud, incredulous words: "What. The. Fuck. Is. THAT?!" #overheard #uh-oh
  2. Enjoying the Economist podcast: short and sweet, and much less of a commitment than a print subscription. Strange to hear "bylines", though!
  3. This sublime tribute to food in film makes me want to watch Levinson's Baltimore trilogy (Diner, Avalon, Tin Men) again: http://j.mp/8faAtE
  4. @osunick I am trying (not very well, I might add) to restrain my inner nerd's "gimme gimme" with the S90. @johnath has one and likes it too.
  5. Cute, but OMGWTF: Michael Bublé is now the boy's proxy: "Michael Bublé is hungry for soup. Michael Bublé is dirty and wants a bath." #nnoooo
  6. I can't help thinking that we forgot to sacrifice something to Ye Gods of Pestilence before the boy was born. Yep, sick again. #FFFFFUUUUUUU
  7. Happy birthday to @robotjohnny, who is off in our nation's capital corrupting the minds of a new armada of supernerds. I raise my chinotto!
  8. Lovely article about Jutta Mason and our life-changing neighbourhood park, Dufferin Grove: http://bit.ly/7rEsHK
  9. Polvo reunited? I can't decide if not knowing this means I have a life now (yay), or if my hipster cred has, well, fled. http://j.mp/8duLGy
  10. Printed photos and assembled the boy's "All About Me" poster. Parental boasting is fine and all, but this felt suspiciously like homework.
  11. From the WTF OMG files: "TTC will introduce a temporary adult ticket tomorrow and suspend all token sales until the new year" (via @bradTTC)
  12. One of the great puzzles of the world: exhausted toddlers who, when put into cribs, turns into Bob Fosse channelling Harry Richman.
  13. Dear man, yelling at barista because your "fucking latte wasn't foamy enough": I just gift-subscribed you to "Modern Tiny Penis" magazine.
  14. @johnolilly Migration assistant works great - just give it time, because the time estimates are always wildly off.
  15. I have 30 invites to Google Wave. I think most people have stopped caring, but if you're interested in seeing the chaos first-hand, DM me.
  16. Trying to end this week on a high note with the National's Boxer and a big cup of coffee.
  17. Another 4.5km today keeps the crazy motherfucker away.
  18. Most days I'm convinced I need a complete personality transplant, or barring that, a do-it-yourself jackass removal kit.
  19. First decent run in almost five weeks + Papa Ceo "Texan" pizza slice = OH YEAH, I FEEL GREAT (cf. http://bit.ly/suhR8).
  20. Becoming a parent means having to make dozens (if not hundreds) of decisions. The difficulty is knowing which ones are worth worrying about.