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  1. In space, nothing's the right way up
  2. @CollingsA that is called Harryhausen Syndrome
  3. @VizTopTips NEW COMEDIANS - don't do the Facebook "year in status updates" collage - SAVE IT! There's next year's Edinburgh show!
  4. @Jimmylazers Papa Was a Rollin Stone (Temptations) Since You've Been Gone (Rainbow) Gangsters (Specials)
  5. BBC4 10pm Apollo Wives: Long-suffering gag-hags reveal their sociopath-spouses' gripes about BBC1's flagship Stand-up show
  6. http://twitpic.com/vgtuc - Happy New Year message from me, Schumacher, Räikkönen & Pastrana! #wrc #f1 #motorsport
  7. @danielmaier Was it closed again?
  8. Guinness World Records come in groups eg: "woman with longest fingernails" see also "most scars" and "dirtiest house"
  9. @MerylORourke That's what @bobbyllew calls "moasting" half moaning-half boasting (see also "Oof, this gold is so HEAVY")
  10. Please sir... I want some less
  11. Gold bow stuck with sellotape to back of my jeans leg. Been there since C-Day?! Like a burr. Xmas = plant-like reproduction
  12. @daraobriain Didn't watch it either. But as a blind-tribute we should read all tweets today in the voice of the tweeter. Double for RTs
  13. @JasonBradbury Ha! I presumed you had immunity from wife-consternation about Twitter, gaming, Apps etc >LADS - he's like the rest of us!<
  14. @richardhursty Just got in, recording Apollo: what should I (not) look out for when I watch it?
  15. @benshephard Pull out all the stops?
  16. Someone in the other room just said "is it Thursday?" Duh! It's not ANYTHING "-day"! It's all about "EVE"
  17. @grandchester_ Feliz Navidad!
  18. All I want for Christmas is an early 20thC Art Deco computer. Preferably a Charles Rennie Mackintosh
  19. @serafinowicz What's the opposite of "opposite"? #PSQA (and Merry Christmas) x
  20. @csowens You really *are* back aren't you! Cheers, Merry Christmas mate