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BBC4 10pm Apollo Wives: Long-suffering gag-hags reveal their sociopath-spouses' gripes about BBC1's flagship Stand-up show11:51 AM Dec 28thfrom TwitterBerry
Gold bow stuck with sellotape to back of my jeans leg. Been there since C-Day?! Like a burr. Xmas = plant-like reproduction4:15 AM Dec 27thfrom TwitterBerry