neilcains
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Ministry of the Obvious but think twice about driving in Brighton today. Super icy and cars sliding around everywhere.
4:26 AM Dec 19th
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Curry and "district 9" dvd to settle down to... lovely, snowy night in with the lady. All is right in my world! :)
1:34 PM Dec 18th
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@ aw mate, hope she's feelin better soon
1:28 PM Dec 18th
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Does anyone have a friend that works in @? I have a favour to ask... DM me :)
8:57 AM Dec 18th
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RT @: @ seems to have a distracting echo function enabled on his Twitter account... @ and the Yoga joke !;-)
8:46 AM Dec 18th
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@ nah, 1st link was wrong is all
8:35 AM Dec 18th
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I've just signed this, you should too. Global petition calling world leaders to tackle climate crisis at Copenhagen
8:32 AM Dec 18th
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What's the best way to catch a rabbit? Hide somewhere and make a noise like a carrot
7:33 AM Dec 18th
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RT @: I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
7:32 AM Dec 18th
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@ haha! Joke of the day so far mate, nice one :)
7:32 AM Dec 18th
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Went to find out about yoga classes yesterday. They asked, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't do Mondays."
7:26 AM Dec 18th
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Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison? Police are looking for a small medium at large.
7:17 AM Dec 18th
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Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife. Storekeeper: Sheer? Customer: No, she's at home.
5:35 AM Dec 18th
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@ @ @ @ @ @ cheers guys, that's what I was saying it was too! :)
2:09 AM Dec 18th
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Debate in the office: Does Santa ride a) a sleigh b) a sled or c) a sledge?
1:47 AM Dec 18th
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Where does the white go when the snow melts?
12:47 AM Dec 18th
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@ it's not unusual (in winter) ;)
2:01 PM Dec 17th
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just learned that while parrots mimic people, they never mimic anything in the wild
1:53 PM Dec 17th
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Man goes into a fish n chip shop with a salmon under his arm. Says 'Do you sell fish cakes in here?' 'No' . 'Shame, it's his birthday.'
4:06 AM Dec 17th
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Postie came today, said "Is this letter for you? The name is smudged." I said "No, it can't be for me, my name is Cains."
3:58 AM Dec 17th
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- Name Neil Cains
- Location Brighton, England
- Bio New Business Director at iCrossing. Surfer. Musician. Writer. Father to a Power Ranger, the red one apparently..
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