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  1. : if someone had told me my trip to b and q would end with me strapped to a piece of wood I'd have laughed. But it did. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  2. @mdonkin Sorry about the feet. Random question: any recommendations for folding bikes? Any info appreciated. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mdonkin
  3. @Danacea sounds fun to me. about 5 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Danacea
  4. : washing repair man here. Temptation to make spin cycle and wrench jokes is overwhelming. Must. Behave. about 5 hours ago from Echofon
  5. : I fear the balance in my relationship has been lost, and not in my favour. #mustnotcomehomepissed #fb about 18 hours ago from web
  6. : my mother and aunts have just been compared to the Nolans #fb about 18 hours ago from web
  7. G: You know who they remind me of. N: Don't say it. G: I'm getting flashbacks to boxing day... about 18 hours ago from web
  8. is always going to lose out to spandau about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @CharityV True. It was reverse gear I was looking for but I can work with forward. It's all in the steering...may have carried that too far. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to CharityV
  10. : eyes wide open. Been a while and it feels good. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. : on train wishing time travel was a viable option. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. @abbivandenberg I believe there is a sorting office in Tooting. 5:33 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to abbivandenberg
  13. : this had me laughing out loud. (I know I am a small child). http://www.guardian.co.uk/l... 5:29 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  14. @abbivandenberg Ydw 1:36 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to abbivandenberg
  15. : I'm sorry, there seems to be some mistake: I ordered the laid back Friday with lashings of awesome, not this tripe. 1:34 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  16. : what's occurring? 11:59 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
  17. @garethlpowell I have a sneaky suspicion you're gonna kick some ass. Good luck anyway (a little luck never hurt anyone). 1:09 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to garethlpowell
  18. :my brain has just melted. Send bucket. 1:06 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
  19. @abbivandenberg Go you... 12:08 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to abbivandenberg
  20. is totally done in. 10:37 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie