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  1. I just discovered that not one channel is showing the original Miracle on 34th Street tomorrow during the day. That's just wrong.
  2. @alexaflotsam As someone who just passed two kidney stones herself last month, you have both my sympathy and my empathy.
  3. I think I tweeted this last year, but it bears repeating. Grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving is one of Dante's circles of Hell.
  4. @dianamarie Is that CG Goes to the Hospital? That's my favorite because of the scene where he thinks the wooden puzzle is candy.
  5. Husband left for business trip 30 minutes ago. Children already driving me crazy.
  6. RT @jennawrites: My 4YO is building me a "do-everything machine." Sweet, right? I just wish she'd hurry the fuck up.
  7. @MommyMelee I do not understand. There is no such thing as "a turkey way bigger than necessary."
  8. Now he's just throwing toy people down the elevator shaft. Good fun.
  9. 18-month old is launching toy cars down the Fisher Price garage's empty elevator shaft. And laughing about it. I fear what the future holds.
  10. I've been away from the internet so long, I'm afraid to open my feedreader.
  11. After now-4yo's school bday party, he was upset he was the only one who didn't get a treat bag. Nevermind all the gifts he got.
  12. @MarketingMamaMN I'm so very sorry about your grandfather.
  13. @unepetite Thanks! And you should have said something about the Halloween costume sooner. I have a super cute toddler shark pattern.
  14. Baby doing better, seems to have turned the corner. Fever has been gone now for at least 24 hours. Thank you to everyone for their support.
  15. Home. He's breathing ok. Chest x-ray was clear. Have Tamiflu script (need to research). Baby sleeping between me & Hub.
  16. All I keep thinking is WHY THE FUCK doesn't EVERYONE who wants it have access to the H1N1 vaccine already? GovernmentFAIL
  17. Thanks everyone for your good thoughts. His pulse-ox seems ok now, but temp still very high. They're trying to bring it down.
  18. This waiting room is like something out of Stephen King's The Stand. The Superflu is here!
  19. Baby was grunting in sleep, woke him to check on him. Blue lips & finger nails so I brought him to the ER. They are swamped. Anxious.
  20. Sung to the tune of Mary Ann: "All day, all night, hot baby. Sitting on the sofa holding hot baby."