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  1. Tonight the kittens are all acting deliriously happy and zany! I've decided to join them! about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Glad self absorbed twit is gone, wrecked my kitten is. I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out. 2:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. any twitter peeps want a 'friends and family' coupon from Macy's? I have a few left and hate to waste them. DM me. 4:23 PM Nov 21st from web
  4. I can't believe I ever fell for my "step daughters" crap. I'm enraged and embarrassed all at once. Most disappointing person I've known. 4:06 PM Nov 21st from TwitterGadget
  5. RT @chrisconnolly Drinksgiving! 3:29 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. @StarrGazr I just would like to know exactly what @DustySacks is selling. Hopefully not a ball washing device. Not good marketing. 4:40 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to StarrGazr
  7. Zany list of things #Amazon *thinks* I may like: Big-hair rock, violent graphic novels, yoga mats, recipe books, Chuck Prophet, and catnip. 4:29 AM Nov 21st from web
  8. I laughed so hard I shat a pickle! - RT @animalcrackers I liked the part in "New Moon" when Robert Pattinson discovers he has a vagina. 5:09 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Midnight showing of New Moon... Luckily I get to sit in the middle of the first all retarded girls band. Ive never hated kids so much. 8:23 PM Nov 19th from txt
  10. Seriously.. my car is cursed. Guess who just got slammed on 111 tonight? Munched the damn door. #Ihatemyfreakincar. 4:09 PM Nov 17th from TwitterGadget
  11. @jenocal I always call the crazy extra billing Mechanics foist on me "Uterus Tax".. for some reason having a uterus means we pay more. 10:41 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to jenocal
  12. Think I'm gonna go tromp around Benson's 6:31 AM Nov 15th from TwitterGadget
  13. This makes me inordinately happy. http://trunc.it/3a7ul 6:31 AM Nov 15th from TwitterGadget
  14. Grabbed a xmas job at Macy's.. you get some serious discounts for working there! Home now & Hubs, Kittens and I are all comfy on the couch. 12:21 PM Nov 14th from web
  15. @ruby_slippers I totally didn't realize it was Friday the 13th... Not that my acknowledging of it changes anything. Just interesting news. 8:02 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to ruby_slippers
  16. staplegunned thumb HURTS! I swear I stapled a damn nerve. (and dont be a smart ass like my hubby and tell me its supposed to hurt!) #pouting 7:54 AM Nov 13th from web
  17. @webkenny if he want's "Culture", tell him I should be hired there to be the cruise director! muahaua! 7:52 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to webkenny
  18. @notarace I would be way more impressed with an inflatable yam or maybe a huge pre-cut can of cranberry sauce. Turkey's are so overdone. 7:27 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to notarace
  19. @cpliakas I've seen some of your candid shots, dude... male may be pushing it. *snicker* 7:25 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to cpliakas
  20. RT @leahcreates RT @spyboy: Does anyone know where I can get a top hat (for cheap) in New Hampshire? 7:18 AM Nov 13th from web