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  1. Time wounds all heals.
  2. "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
  3. "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killin' y'all" - Iron Mike.
  4. Reality has a liberal slant.
  5. Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
  6. "Your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow."
  7. "A library where the books contain only information about the books in said library."
  8. "The dog barks, but the caravan moves on."
  9. "No dragon fights, no princess."
  10. "Sometimes, putting your feet up in the air just isn't enough."
  11. Feral cat day.
  12. "What he's eating: Pinchy the lobster; What he's crying about: Pinchy the lobster"
  13. RIP Pirate Bay?
  14. "He is merely a shell of his former shadow."
  15. "But he’s made a rod for his own back."
  16. “Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.”
  17. In Soviet Russia, cat pets you.
  18. Ow(e)ned!
  19. Off the wall.
  20. Don't hate the prayer. Hate the game!