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  1. @Farctum difficult to give an opinion as i don't know who cheryl cole is, does she advertise hair care products or is that kerry catatonic?
  2. The Policing Pledge - guaranteed to polish the statistics
  3. feeling pretty cute, after 3 months toilet now flushes without pokings in the cistern, made the diaphragm myself 'n evrythin'
  4. people will park anywhere and having done it twice will consider it their right
  5. sunny day and no flying monkeys ... but give it time ...
  6. in anticipation of Winter Wonderslam http://bit.ly/tl8vH i'm bracing myself to buy a season ticket
  7. Alan Freed to Pat Boone 'Very nice to meet you too and before you ask I'm not going to play your records'
  8. @giacavalli so blowy and rainy last night it woke me up but now sunny to snap Charsfield and Peggy Cole of Akenfield http://akenfield.com/
  9. @amandafrost did wash the floor, god forgive me for unnatural thoughts about Joanna Clore & Sue White but joy of joys the 17-85 lens is back
  10. A liitle rash I know, but I'm thinking about cleaning the bathroom.
  11. tried to increase a young man's capacity for pleasure last night but was confounded by his rad1 only (+ teensy bit of rad2) policy
  12. Q: What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? ~o~ A: A rock guitarist plays three chords to 1,000s of people ...
  13. @Moohvy maybe they're planning to blow Canada off the effing map http://bit.ly/3ewcIF
  14. C'est la vie said the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell http://bit.ly/5wiNpY
  15. RT @SouthwoldPolice: Policed the Adnams 10K today. Unlike someone from Adnams I didn't miss the rain or stand inside the Red Lion with a ...
  16. @Farctum 'Nice dinner?' 'Feck off Bagpuss' that one last night?
  17. Be warned Ruislip, Malcolm Tucker is coming. < I'm crying with pleasure here http://bit.ly/7i4X0K >
  18. Let Joy be unconfined, I forgot there's a new episode of The Thick Of It to watch, bliss! http://bit.ly/7i4X0K
  19. @Farctum Of Course! Silly silly me ... now you've destroyed my morale for that marathon this morning <shuffle> <shuffle>
  20. Graham Fellows/John Shuttleworth didn't get long on rad4's BH ... Oof