nealpollack
- If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.about 2 hours ago from web
- Nothing says "I've given up" quite like vacuuming the house in boxer briefs and argyle socks.about 20 hours ago from web
- When life gives you lemons, it will subsequently roll those lemons in shit. Try to make lemonade out of THAT.7:48 PM Nov 6th from web
- Dear PR Person: No interest in holiday stress-relief tips from the "best- selling author of books such as Stop Screaming at the Microwave."7:54 AM Nov 5th from web
- - By unpopular demand, the "naked cat" photo that I used to promote my first book, circa 2000.7:00 AM Nov 5th from TwitPic
- As the Yankees won, we were giving the dog some salve for his ulcerated cornea. My Wednesday night's gonna be very different than A-Rod's.9:05 PM Nov 4th from web
- Dear son: Please stop walking around with your stuffed hamster sticking out of the front of your underwear. It demeans us both. Love, Dad.8:41 AM Nov 4th from web
- Dear son: Just because you're home sick from school doesn't mean I'll buy you a DS. Please stop asking. It demeans us both. Love, Dad.8:40 AM Nov 4th from web
- Note to self: Don't take yoga again from Jennifer Aniston lookalike who gives long monologue during class calling Lady Gaga a "slut."8:39 AM Nov 4th from web
- Dear PR person: No, I won't write about the fact that adults are using baby products on themselves to save money. Thanks for asking. Neal.6:15 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Some people wouldn't consider an apple, pita chips and hummus, and some stale birthday cake dinner. But those people aren't me tonight.10:11 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Dear Son, please stop watching the Tyrone Power Sinbad movie from 1948 and go to bed. I want to play your new Wii games! Love, Dad.7:46 PM Oct 31st from web
- Went trick-or-treating in the hills of Los Feliz tonight. Let me tell you, those kids have it rough.7:44 PM Oct 31st from web
- Happy Birthday to Elijah Pollack, Age 7. Enjoy the action figures, sci-fi movies, Hot Wheels, and Loveless Cafe Biscuit Mix. Love, Dad.7:18 AM Oct 31st from web
- Apparently, I'm willing to walk 1.5 miles to avoid paying an ATM fee.9:50 AM Oct 30th from Twitterrific
- White Window 12:14 AM Oct 29th from web
- New York Sour Grapes 12:13 AM Oct 29th from web
- Afghan Warlord 12:13 AM Oct 29th from web
- Bitter Diesel 12:12 AM Oct 29th from web
- We're gonna try a meme: I'll start the proceedings with "Mild Self-Pity Kush."12:06 AM Oct 29th from web
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- Name nealpollack
- Location Los Angeles
- Bio The hot Jew of the yoga generation.
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