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  1. When I was your age, old men masturbated in movie theaters all the time. So, you know, some things have improved. #wheniwasyourage 2:35 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. When I was your age, kids respected their parents, particularly if their parents were Vietnam veterans with anger issues. #wheniwasyourage 2:33 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. Dear PR Person: No interest in a "photo op" of a San Anselmo Cub Scout pack taking donations for their holiday food drive. Best, Neal. 1:48 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. When I was your age, everyone had unlimited sex and did lots of drugs without fear of consequence. Also, gum cost a nickel. #wheniwasyourage 1:43 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. When I was your age, men were men, and Republican congressmen weren't all closet queens with a gun fetish. #wheniwasyourage 1:42 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. When I was your age, we only had five TV channels, and TV was just horrible, unlike now. #wheniwasyourage 1:28 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. When I was your age, teenage girls had sex with vampires--and liked it! #wheniwasyourage 9:23 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. @urraca--yes, I am here! Spread the word! 4:21 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. NY Times article about competitive yoga: http://tinyurl.com/yh87xvc . Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I look like when I practice. #yoga 2:48 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. Suns playing the Chris Paul-less Hornets tonight. I predict a final score of 116-42. Anything else would be uncivilized. #suns 2:26 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. So long, Eli from Top Chef! You gave hope to smart, whiny Jewish mama's boys everywhere! 2:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. Dear PR Person: No, I don't think that $119 "personalized framed wall art" would make a perfect gift for the holidays. Best, Neal. 1:46 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. Entertaining Tip #2: Never proposition your dinner guests unless you're possessed by a sex demon, in which case you don't have a choice. 11:10 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. @The_AV_Club picks its 50 best albums of the 00's. I've heard about 35 of them. Better than I thought. What about you? http://bit.ly/13g78m 10:32 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. "The police tried to get him to put on underwear, but he climbed up a pole." 8:09 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. My kid goes to school in Hollywood: "Daddy, today there was a naked guy across the street who was running around breaking car windows." 8:09 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. @jamiattenberg--yes, that is the famous "Un Papa Alternativo" (An Alternative Potato). 9:23 AM Nov 18th from web
  18. Who are these mysterious lizard-aliens with their vacuous glances, excessive makeup, and poorly-written transitional scenes? 11:37 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. @Kyle_Ryan--yeah, I was gonna say that, but I ran out of characters. The ironies abound. 11:42 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. Dear PR person: Not interested in blogging about "ten tips from El Al Airlines on how to fly without stress this holiday season." Best, Neal 11:21 AM Nov 17th from web