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Groan. I got a tetanus shot yesterday and I have ALL the side effects. I left work early just so I could sit next to the heater.5:54 PM Dec 7thfrom TweetDeck
My cat slept for 18 straight hours. Then woke up long enough to get himself stuck on the roof and be rescued. Tough life he has.4:02 PM Dec 6thfrom TweetDeck
The only kind of growth that is not painful is the kind that occurs when I see my fiance in a towel.7:14 PM Dec 1stfrom TweetDeck
I can measure the amount want to work today in inches. I'm guessing I'm not alone given our proximity to the holidays.9:55 AM Dec 1stfrom TweetDeck
Out of Office Email: Sorry I cannot check email right now. I am too busy flogging myself and grumbling internally for being such a dumbass.10:52 PM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck
1 in 8 america's struggles with hunger. 6 in 8 is obese. 99% of people I know are the remaining 1 in 8.2:10 PM Nov 21stfrom TweetDeck