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Locking your tweets is like putting 13 cents in a safe.4:16 PM Nov 21stfrom web
I think Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin got my hopes for them crossed up.10:49 PM Nov 16thfrom web
Aerosmith calls it quits? What's next? My van bursts into flames?6:04 PM Nov 9thfrom web
Looks like that movie "Old Dogs" is about Seth Green getting raped/eaten by a gorilla while Travolta and RWilliams watch. I bought 100 tix.9:20 PM Nov 8thfrom web
RT@RealTracyMorgan: "Doing stand up this Friday at Carnegie Hall. Going raw dog on this one." Finally,Tracy's gonna f@$# a whole building!5:14 PM Nov 3rdfrom web
Chastity Bono on her sex change op: "Finally, I have the freedom to look like Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis."1:47 PM Nov 1stfrom web
Saw Michael Jackson "This is It." last night. Really really good. Not even kidding.10:22 AM Oct 29thfrom web
About to see "Where the Wild Things Are." Hope nobody minds if I loudly sing "Wild Thing" by the Trogs thru out the movie.8:27 PM Oct 21stfrom web
RT @capricecrane You know you're famous when a new relationship is confirmed by "your rep" and not "your feelings."6:04 PM Oct 20thfrom web
Oprah's 1st question when she interviews Sarah Palin, "Why do u think people like us even though we're clearly both huge assholes? You 1st."4:42 PM Oct 20thfrom web
RT@ shoemakermike Hey @nealbrennan fans: Celebrate his birthday by watching him kill it on LNw@jimmyfallon tonight.11:54 AM Oct 19thfrom web
