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  1. Aerosmith calls it quits? What's next? My van bursts into flames?
  2. Looks like that movie "Old Dogs" is about Seth Green getting raped/eaten by a gorilla while Travolta and RWilliams watch. I bought 100 tix.
  3. RT@RealTracyMorgan: "Doing stand up this Friday at Carnegie Hall. Going raw dog on this one." Finally,Tracy's gonna f@$# a whole building!
  4. Chastity Bono on her sex change op: "Finally, I have the freedom to look like Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis."
  5. Saw Michael Jackson "This is It." last night. Really really good. Not even kidding.
  6. My buddy TJ's audition for new "Yogi The Bear" movie. Funny. http://bit.ly/yOLCX
  7. Stomp the Tard #oneletteroffmovies
  8. Lou Me and Dupree #oneletteroffmovies
  9. Jesus Christ Super Stab #oneletteroffmovies
  10. About to see "Where the Wild Things Are." Hope nobody minds if I loudly sing "Wild Thing" by the Trogs thru out the movie.
  11. RT @capricecrane You know you're famous when a new relationship is confirmed by "your rep" and not "your feelings."
  12. Oprah's 1st question when she interviews Sarah Palin, "Why do u think people like us even though we're clearly both huge assholes? You 1st."
  13. RT@ shoemakermike Hey @nealbrennan fans: Celebrate his birthday by watching him kill it on LNw@jimmyfallon tonight.
  14. Bday party last night. Stupidest cake on earth. http://twitpic.com/m0xj7 thanks @sofifi
  15. #beatcancer #beatcancer#beatcancer#beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer#beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer
  16. CNN: "Why didn't you come out when they called your name?" Boy: "Because I still can't believe my name is Falcon."
  17. I find the rains of Los Angeles to be incredibly cleansing. #i'mhomeless
  18. Healthcare's gonna pass. Man, I can't wait to get super sick!
  19. I'm dying. I have between 1 day and 50 years to live.
  20. Me and President Barack Obama!! A dream come true!! http://twitpic.com/l0pqv