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  1. Locking your tweets is like putting 13 cents in a safe.
  2. I think Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin got my hopes for them crossed up.
  3. Aerosmith calls it quits? What's next? My van bursts into flames?
  4. Looks like that movie "Old Dogs" is about Seth Green getting raped/eaten by a gorilla while Travolta and RWilliams watch. I bought 100 tix.
  5. RT@RealTracyMorgan: "Doing stand up this Friday at Carnegie Hall. Going raw dog on this one." Finally,Tracy's gonna f@$# a whole building!
  6. Chastity Bono on her sex change op: "Finally, I have the freedom to look like Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis."
  7. Saw Michael Jackson "This is It." last night. Really really good. Not even kidding.
  8. My buddy TJ's audition for new "Yogi The Bear" movie. Funny. http://bit.ly/yOLCX
  9. Stomp the Tard #oneletteroffmovies
  10. Lou Me and Dupree #oneletteroffmovies
  11. Jesus Christ Super Stab #oneletteroffmovies
  12. About to see "Where the Wild Things Are." Hope nobody minds if I loudly sing "Wild Thing" by the Trogs thru out the movie.
  13. RT @capricecrane You know you're famous when a new relationship is confirmed by "your rep" and not "your feelings."
  14. Oprah's 1st question when she interviews Sarah Palin, "Why do u think people like us even though we're clearly both huge assholes? You 1st."
  15. RT@ shoemakermike Hey @nealbrennan fans: Celebrate his birthday by watching him kill it on LNw@jimmyfallon tonight.
  16. Bday party last night. Stupidest cake on earth. http://twitpic.com/m0xj7 thanks @sofifi
  17. #beatcancer #beatcancer#beatcancer#beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer#beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer
  18. CNN: "Why didn't you come out when they called your name?" Boy: "Because I still can't believe my name is Falcon."
  19. I find the rains of Los Angeles to be incredibly cleansing. #i'mhomeless
  20. Healthcare's gonna pass. Man, I can't wait to get super sick!