ncguk
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Katy Perry, that's who I meant. Not Binty McPhee.
3:35 AM Nov 10th
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The Maltese Orange
3:29 AM Nov 10th
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Kramer Vs An Orange
2:51 AM Nov 10th
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Oranges In The Mist
2:48 AM Nov 10th
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In my head I'm singing an amalgam of 'Believe' by Cher and 'Hot And Cold' by Binty McPhee. What's her name? Anyway, I'd like it to stop.
2:42 AM Nov 10th
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It was alright, but it wasn't as good as 'Indiana Jones And The Fiddly Belt Buckle Of That's What I Get For Getting Dressed In The Dark'.
2:35 AM Nov 10th
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Watched a pirated version of 'Indiana Jones And The Throbbing Helmet Of Despair' last night.
2:27 AM Nov 10th
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Couldn't have bears fighting in Iraq, though, that would be silly. They're unable to handle the speed and manoeuvrability of a fighter jet.
2:18 AM Nov 10th
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Bears in Spitfires above the English Channel, taking on bears in Messerschmitts in one giant hairy furball. It would have been so cute.
1:57 AM Nov 10th
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The Battle of Britain would have been fucking hilarious.
1:09 AM Nov 10th
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Imagine if World War II had been fought by bears.
12:37 AM Nov 10th
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@ I don't know about you, but I assemble my Ikea furniture using a Lily Allen Key. You'd be a fool not to.
12:34 AM Nov 10th
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Starting tomorrow, O2 will unlock your contract iPhone for free:
12:37 PM Nov 9th
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If I turn into a character from 'Last Of The Summer Wine', avenge my death.
8:25 AM Nov 9th
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If I'm killed by zombie lepers while broadcasting a radio show from the top of a lighthouse, avenge my death.
8:13 AM Nov 9th
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Oo, fog.
8:10 AM Nov 9th
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My favourite sort of corn is unicorn. It's delicious, but they rarely have it in my local supermarket.
7:31 AM Nov 9th
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In other news, a dead horse was thoroughly flogged today on social networking site Twitter.
7:04 AM Nov 9th
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Police are urging other hat owners to lock their hats whenever they go out to help prevent crimes such as this.
7:00 AM Nov 9th
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BREAKING NEWS: Paul Young's hat has been burgled.
6:37 AM Nov 9th
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- Name ncguk
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- Bio Formerly the international recording artiste known to millions as Knees Gumby the Singing Dork.
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