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Sorry, I received some kind of electric shock then when I said Google had tons of useless featuresaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa34 minutes agofrom Tweetie
Googlehoover been and gone. Isn't Google amazing? It can do so many pointless thingsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,35 minutes agofrom Tweetie
Ugh. I have signed up for a Google account again. When does the big Googlehoover come round to suck all the information out of my brain?about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
Office politicians: why not make a clumsy manoeuvre for control of something no-one cares about while looking like a footling twat?about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
I wonder if cattle farmers ever wander around their fields singing "Whoaaa Spongiform, Spongiform for youuuuuu."about 2 hours agofrom Tweetie
I think the bulb's gone in the sun. Who do I call to get it replaced?about 3 hours agofrom Tweetie
Coming soon: They're woolly and they think they're better than you. Jodie Foster stars in 'The Superciliousness Of The Lambs'.about 4 hours agofrom Tweetie
I don't necessarily think it's good marketing to show that Dell laptops are made from multi-coloured dog shit.about 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
Contrary to popular belief, the panjandrum isn't actually a drum — it's a hollowed out yak horn with strings.about 17 hours agofrom Tweetie
Just knocking out a rendition of '03 Bonnie & Clyde' on the panjandrum.about 18 hours agofrom Tweetie
On tomorrow's 'Nursery Rhyme For Today': did Jack really fall down and break his crown, or was it Münchausen's by proxy?about 21 hours agofrom Tweetie
That was an extract from Radio 4's 'Nursery Rhyme For Today', with Jason Isaacs as The Farmer and Ron Moody as The Black Sheep.about 21 hours agofrom Tweetie
