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  1. What are Oriental, African, and Indian equivalents of Aesop (for children)? I know some good jataka tales, some Anansi stories, but ...
  2. Unable to refrain from buying 1001 Nights AND Aesop. I've been waiting three years for the young master to signal interest: it has come.
  3. Will I be able to simulate the voice of a young girl abducted in wartime, forced to live in a military camp with her traitorous father?
  4. A little spit on the bottom of the print cartridge seems to be the best way to clear up streaking on the HP Officejet J6480.
  5. @smahaley lol & lol
  6. @lllooper ooh, you are serious. My genealogy depth is to yours as bird-watching is to birding.
  7. What do you mean you'll do it if you can have a cookie? Is this a Request for Bribe (RFB)?
  8. The post office opens four minutes late, disgruntled workers at the ready. We get a feeling that the safeties are off.
  9. @molly_hodge You will never be unreachable again. Be careful what you wish for: everyone will know when you're simply blowing them off!
  10. I complete my homily on the back of an unopened envelope. I'd save it for my biographer except that I need what's inside.
  11. Can I simulate the voice of a carbuncular fourteen year-old tabla player in 1965?
  12. Can I simulate the voice of an African-American lawyer-cum-politician wise beyond his years?
  13. @ikepigott Ah, but our other car is also a Toyota. Two cars, two Toyoti, have to call it something. Fewer syllables would be good, though.
  14. Mobs of Han roam the streets with cleavers and axes, singing songs about Chinese unity as they seek out ethnic minorities.
  15. Do they make cat diapers?
  16. @molly_hodge Please include picture re: Ma Grape
  17. @GPattillo "While searching for trend: Michael Jackson, we received an error from Twitter." Is this justice or some WASPish conspiracy?
  18. "Don't worry, no one will ever notice that rock is fake." #catchphrase
  19. @superhipcrystal Yeats tried that sauce too. Didn't work for him.
  20. What do you mean, "Don't spill it in the car"? Could you be more specific?