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  1. @sodamnstoopid That's what I'm thinking. That, or the secret you've been knowing for the past five years.
  2. Nickelodeon has been running a SpongeBob marathon to celebrate the 10-yr anniversary. Bliss all weekend long. Is that wrong?
  3. Inspired to blog a series re: reasons to be a parent. "Fast poop" is definitely making the list.
  4. Still amazed at the amount of poop that comes out of a 3-yr-old. And so fast!
  5. If you don't love me anymore, why are you paying me? To keep quiet? What? Did I say that? Who said that?
  6. I can understand getting cold feet. I can even understand calling off a wedding at the last minute. Why the settlement? http://bit.ly/ssFDx
  7. @jenniferweiner LOL What a dumb question! Is it always like that?
  8. @rainnwilson You deserve it. I thoroughly enjoyed you last season in The Office. Dwight is the man.
  9. All this "never before seen" coverage of MJ just makes my heart go out to him more. Man never had a chance. http://bit.ly/x6kI1 #MJ
  10. No clue why, but two things come to mind reading this: the old couple at the end of Titanic and Bicentennial Man. http://bit.ly/1nIa6E
  11. Geez, LeBron. We get it. You don't want to be here; you're on the fence, etc. Want to rip that band-aid off a little faster, please?
  12. 12 yrs together and I won't let the spouse watch me take out my retainer. Years of therapy I'm saving this man, and I'm juvenile?! ME?!
  13. A little disappointed in hype surrounding Dr. Manhattan's schlong in Watchmen. He's 60 ft. tall! What do you expect? He shrinks... well...
  14. And the LOVE! Oh, my gracious, the love. That's what I'm talkin' about. http://bit.ly/2jCsR
  15. The realest family in the White House, ever. http://bit.ly/WHnuq
  16. For those that believe racism is being replaced by ignorance, may I re-introduce you to both? http://bit.ly/JM7WT
  17. "C-I-L-L. My landlord." My God, I must go die now.
  18. "Slip in his window. Break his neck. Den his house I start to wreck. Got no reason. Whut duh heck. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord."
  19. "The watchdog barkin'. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord."
  20. "Imagezzz by Tyrone Green. Dark and lonely on a Summer night. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord..."