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  1. "C-I-L-L. My landlord." My God, I must go die now.
  2. "Slip in his window. Break his neck. Den his house I start to wreck. Got no reason. Whut duh heck. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord."
  3. "The watchdog barkin'. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord."
  4. "Imagezzz by Tyrone Green. Dark and lonely on a Summer night. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord..."
  5. Needing some Eddie Murphy/SNL-back-when-it-was-funny/Kill My Landlord in my life right now.
  6. Oh, great. Now the dog's freaking out. Off to the kennel with the security reject. Pansy.
  7. Can't tell if they're fighting or preparing to make love... if the latter, that has got to be some painful boot knockin'.
  8. Two raccoons are having a Mexican standoff on top of my neighbors roof... I am ill-equipped for Suburbia.
  9. Asking who "performed" the best at #MJ memorial is like asking who did the best rendition of Amazing Grace at Aunt Winkie's funeral.
  10. You'd think the last thing I'd want to do is sit at a computer when I come home as that is my job all day. Alas, I suck.
  11. @sodamnstoopid I have laughed so hard at this every time I read it. And now I can't watch her sing anymore. I'm done.
  12. Thank you, somebody. http://bit.ly/qTL0D
  13. Out of all the Jacksons, Janet is the one I want to give a hug. She is so sad, she breaks my heart. #MJ Memorial
  14. @jenandtonica Oh, crap. I'll be on the lookout for the new domain.
  15. AND HE'S BRI-ISH! #MJ Memorial
  16. OH MY GOD! WHO IS THIS LITTLE WHITE BOY SINGING THE SNOT OUTTA THIS SONG?! #MJ Memorial
  17. Stevie Wonder, you'd better sang. Just the perfect song for all those MJ leeches. #MJ Memorial
  18. Oh my damn. Mariah? What is it, honey? What's wrong?! The hand can't save you! Put it down! #MJ Memorial
  19. CNN.com Live + facebook = SUCKTASTIC.
  20. CNN, you blow chunks! Totally missed the first part of Smokey Robinson's speech. #MJ Memorial