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At home with powerful antibiotics. Time to ice my hand, watch a tonne of movies and wait for the inevitable digestive trauma...12:26 AM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
Yep, I picked it up, handed it back to her. She wouldn't accept so I planted it in her ample cleavage. And walked off. #wineglassflysby7:07 AM Dec 11thfrom Tweetie
On the plus side some girl did try and glass me earlier for daring to disagree with her throwing said glass on the floor.7:06 AM Dec 11thfrom Tweetie
If the people in this bar are anything to go by then the humanity is fucked. The future is idiots listening to music made by robots.7:04 AM Dec 11thfrom Tweetie