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I guess rabbits think promiscuous rabbits breed like fruit flies. While fruit flies probably think their slutty cousins breed like bacteria.about 21 hours agofrom DestroyTwitter
TweetDick's latest update reversed the position of the 'Favorite Tweet' and 'Unfollow User' features. This didn't work well for me. #Fired2:49 PM Dec 21stfrom DestroyTwitter
That last joke was so boss I got a LMAO _and_ a LOL in the same compliment. OK, maybe it was the second last one. Fine I made it up. Fuck U.10:49 AM Dec 20thfrom TweetDeck
The airs so dry around here that when the cat's bad I rub him on the carpet and stick him against the wall.6:49 AM Dec 20thfrom TweetDeck
RT @plaid_lemur: I think the best thing about burkas is that I can finally feel safe whacking off in the women's room.9:36 PM Dec 19thfrom TweetDeck
Riding around in a Honda Fit today gave me first hand experience in what it is like to be a bobblehead.9:14 PM Dec 19thfrom TweetDeck
Getting ready for a family dinner. Downing shots and searching for some glue to sniff.11:46 AM Dec 19thfrom TweetDeck
Yeti - Andy. All we are missing is Butty and the Humanoid Based Conjunction Apparitions are complete.8:44 PM Dec 18thfrom TweetDeck
And, like this insubstantial bologna,
Leave not a slice behind. It is such stuff
As sandwiches are made on.5:29 PM Dec 18thfrom web
I followed @Beef_Tongue, hoping he would clean up his act, but he just dragged me down to his level.
It smells fishy down here.12:07 PM Dec 18thfrom TweetDeck
