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  1. To my sisters: I could see my breath for the first time this morning if that helps you feel better about your nine degree weather yesterday. about 20 hours ago from web
  2. Make that TWO seven letter words. Ditto for the last part of my last tweet though. 8:52 PM Dec 3rd from web
  3. The highlight of my day was playing a seven letter word in Scrabble. I need a life. 6:22 PM Dec 3rd from web
  4. OH: I couldn't see either of those girls, but one of them smelled pretty good, and the other smelled like skank. 11:54 AM Dec 2nd from web
  5. OH: Nursing Student 1: "I'm near sighted." Nursing Student 2: "Wait. Near sighted means you can't see far, right?" - We'll be in good hands 6:22 AM Dec 2nd from web
  6. I want to come up with an AIDS joke or something, but that's mostly just so I can see my tweet show up in red. I'm a loser. So what? 3:03 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. RT TheOnion Physics Teacher's Car Accident Would've Made Perfect Example For Class http://bit.ly/7ln5a0 8:00 AM Dec 1st from web
  8. Debating whether to go to work today, or if I should play hooky and go finish up my Christmas shopping. Decisions, decisions. 7:35 AM Dec 1st from web
  9. If I give you a gift called a "sex-bomb", you should just accept it for what it is, and then put out immediately. I'm just sayin'. 9:37 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. In case you're wondering, it is possible to drive from Phoenix to Vegas, listening to Wilco the entire way without getting sick of them. 8:33 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. I blocked my seven year old's shot while playing basketball today. Seriously. Don't. Bring. That. Weak. Shit. In. Here. 9:44 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. @vivalacrap One of my committee members told me I "abuse" that word. 9:41 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to vivalacrap
  13. I never get tired of saying "I knew there was a reason I divorced her" to my kids after various things my ex says or does. 5:05 PM Nov 27th from web
  14. It's hard to finish writing Monday's lecture when my seven year old keeps tempting me by asking me to play Wii Star Wars with him. 8:42 AM Nov 27th from web
  15. Carp for sale: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/27/us/27carp.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss 6:31 PM Nov 26th from web
  16. About ready to head to an old friend's for Thanksgiving dinner. I hope she realizes what she's gotten herself into. 11:30 AM Nov 26th from web
  17. @mammalgirl Not quite the same as saving yourself for marriage, is it? 11:29 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to mammalgirl
  18. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 9:08 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  19. Finally arrived at the kids' house. It's good to see them again. I'll just go ahead and be thankful for that. Even if the drive did suck. 11:12 PM Nov 25th from web
  20. Cal Nev Ari = worst town name ever. 6:08 PM Nov 25th from txt