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  1. @RenAgain Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis? Tom Waits is Lord.
  2. Raining Toys! From Santa in the sky! Throwing his presents. Creating much laughter. Now I shall open gifts! #slayerchristmas
  3. Trapped in wrapping paper. A lifeless object, alive. Awaiting regifting. Presents will be their acquisition. #slayerchristmas
  4. @Pfannerstill He's got Twitter, lol.
  5. Saw a couple having sex in their car in the parking lot. Scared the living shit out of them. They probably thought I wanted change. #nomoney
  6. To rephrase that, I just spent like 400 dollars on like 5 people. Which obviously means I love the people around me more than you do. #money
  7. @michaelpearsun Why thank you. And yes, my soul and lungs are pretty blackened. Especially about Christmas shopping.
  8. Christmas shopping 80% done.
  9. Slayer is my morning coffee.
  10. Classy. Ever so classy.
  11. RT @tinybuddha “Fear is a natural reaction to moving closer to the truth.” ~Pema Chodron
  12. @laura_hudson All but one of my cats seem to have SAD. I think the other one just likes messing with Christmas presents.
  13. @whedonesque Captain Mal. Oh Lord, do I wish I was Mal.
  14. @GoBankstonGo Hot Topic went Jackson crazy after he died. They also sell Lady Gaga, so its not much of a stretch.
  15. @Templesmith That is if you can wade through the rednecks again.
  16. @Templesmith Any stops in Texas? You were gracious enough to go to the last Wizardworld, but I missed your signing, unfortunately.
  17. Rewatching the Dexter season finale.
  18. NICOTINENICOTINENICOTINEINEEDNICOTINE.
  19. @bamenvy I miss my Maaaaaaaarc. D=
  20. @sergio_tx If they had Burning Man in Detroit, it would basically be Mad Max.