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  1. Just had a rehearsed, robotic demonstration of the Barnes & Noble Nook. It's like a baby elephant. Cute, but heavy and slow. 11 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. @garrettmurray You'll see them in the Spring. Tragic, really. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to garrettmurray
  3. How come people Photoshop kids' eyes with some ridiculous hue of blue? It doesn't look good. Stop it. http://bit.ly/4UTNEP about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Props to the girl who just ordered a vanilla cappuccino with the line "can I have it tall and wet" said in a scandalous tone. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. The #ifsantawasblack trend is teaching me oodles about black culture. I know to avoid their shitty weed and the topic of child support. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Roommate 1: "Why the fuck are you up so early?" Roommate 2: "You didn't make coffee, you selfish prick" Roommate 3 is fortunately sleeping. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. Aside from cocaine and that heart-piercing injection from Pulp Fiction, what's a good wake-up substance? Coffee takes 4-5 hours to kick in. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Thoroughly enjoying reviews on the 'Beautiful Boobs' app for the iPhone. What a profoundly useful utility. http://twitpic.com/t0zro about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. I played an Xbox 360 for the first time this evening. It's been sat in my living room, untouched, for months. What a jolly nice experience. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. RT @SomaCowGeoff: @nathanmakan remember, be smarmy, self-righteous, and slovenly, and you will go far at Apple. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. @LarsIvar If you liked Helvetica, check out the director's follow-up, Objectified. I went to the premiere in Seattle and loved it. about 24 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to LarsIvar
  12. A lady in a wheelchair is boarding the bus. Overheard: "Damn, not another disabled person". 4:08 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  13. http://bestc.am/i2Ly Hobo Santa on Capitol Hill. 2:36 PM Dec 10th from Best Camera on the iPhone
  14. POLL: How long into a Panic At The Disco track do you realize you're listening to Panic At The Disco, before finding another artist? 2:01 PM Dec 10th from web
  15. Each time an 'analyst' mentions 'Apple Tablet', a duckling is raped. 12:43 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  16. @agorohoff You'll see me pimping all over. Just wait and see. (and then buy from me) 12:34 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to agorohoff
  17. Here's something in B&W: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ndm007/4175104802/ 12:24 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  18. @chloecallahan You're in Williamsburg?! YES! Hipster capital of North America. I'm utterly jealous. 12:17 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to chloecallahan
  19. http://bestc.am/LEu I'm so fucking festive. Ho. Ho. Ho. 12:04 PM Dec 10th from Best Camera on the iPhone
  20. @charliestyr There were some sorority girls eating ice pops in the quad yesterday. At the time, it was around -2°. 9:29 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to charliestyr