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  1. The black lab: dog of choice for those who love cleaning vomit.
  2. I've decided I now want to build a hardtail, dropseat sportster. Somebody give me, oh, $12,000. That should cover it.
  3. Forward, bastards. Forward.
  4. I am recharging nicely. Almost ready to go.
  5. Tuesday morning is here. Okay, so there's nothing terribly exciting about that, but I'm still looking forward to it.
  6. Listening to 50,000BC by Shudder to Think. Forgot how amazing this record is.
  7. This day. It is terrible. Fuck this day.
  8. Hello, world. Welcome back from vacation.
  9. Blech. Last day off before returning to work. Guess I should make it a productive one.
  10. Te day begins with house-cleaning and then Christmas lights.
  11. Can't figure out which story I'd rather write, so it looks like it's time to start a polish.
  12. Somewhere out there, it's Black Friday, and people are fighting in Best Buys and Wal-Marts. Blech.
  13. Thanksgiving Day starts with sausage and eggs. Because it can.
  14. For something moderately classier, here is my green beans recipe: http://www.natesouthard.com/2009/11/24/eat-me-its-thanksgiving-day/
  15. My name is Nate Southard, and I never said I was classy.
  16. It saddens me that, when I hear "Whip It" on the radio, I remember it not as an 80's touchstone but as my first lapdance. Thanks, Chloe!
  17. And here's my Friday. Hee!
  18. Sold a new story this weekend. Details coming sooner or later. Will say it's a new Charlie Crawdad story.
  19. Two day work week this week, and yet it still seems impossibly long.
  20. Shawna finally appeared at 5AM. Thanks.