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  1. @OverTheBaggy Funny how this works out: left-center field is 8' shorter than the Dome. Say, isn't that where Mauer likes to hit home runs?
  2. @jonwurster (They added a "g" to "Smokin'" to make it feel more official.)
  3. @jonwurster That one was actually Jesse Ventura's 1998 campaign theme. The state song is "Dope Smoking Moron".
  4. Couldn't Clooney have just saved himself all kinds of trouble and pitched a movie where he plays a fox that downsizes people with his mind?
  5. @triablo Don't worry, it's OK that it happened to THESE PEOPLE, because they live in WILLIAMSBURG! BOOOO!!!
  6. RT @DanielKrow OK, this would basically be a "Survivor Series" of rap. Which would be awesome. http://tinyurl.com/mhc8sb
  7. @compactrobot Serge Gainsbourg? I mean, if you're okay with having a kinda sleazy bistro.
  8. @BillCorbett I would personally prefer watching this movie to the original.
  9. A little dude growing out of his head who tells you to start the reactor #isunderswaysheadwrap
  10. Glenn Beck's appendix #isunderswaysheadwrap
  11. A whole bunch of Russian nesting Sway dolls #isunderswaysheadwrap
  12. John Brisker #isunderswaysheadwrap
  13. @matoswk Sadly, I think this is why I really like his movies.
  14. @matoswk I'm interested to see how animation suits his style-- now he can finally replace actors with props/scenery
  15. @matoswk Anderson is one of those directors I inexplicably/illogically appreciate more with the amount of vitriol his detractors use.
  16. Phrases that test my poptimism: "Honestly, I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line."
  17. @OverTheBaggy Well, that makes the deal look a bit better now, doesn't it? (Though I guess Guerra's been kinda stinky.)
  18. #fictivetheses: "The Representation of Human Awareness & the Soul Through Defective Adhesive Tape" (R. Karabekian, Long Island State, 1973)
  19. @TwinsGeek Cute. How about comparing SLG%?
  20. @therealelp Ha, if you don't get 'em, the Beatles will: http://bit.ly/2qb0b7