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  1. As a lapsed Evangelical, going to Mass is like jumping into some new version of baseball - I can fake it, but I have no clue what's going on
  2. I am sitting in a church right now. No snarky comment because it's true. I'm really sitting by myself in a church.
  3. At work, standing next to Santa, staring at the hot girl working the Proactiv kiosk - this job rules
  4. New Moon was so much better than I had anticipated. Such a good soundtrack and Alice Cullen makes me melt. Sigh. . .
  5. There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time - Kurt Vonnegut
  6. Just saw The Invention Of Lying and it was way more hilarious than I had ever anticipated - but religious nuts beware, you'll get burned
  7. American corporate capitalism boils down just one maxim - Grab much too much, or you'll get nothing at all
  8. Just found out that Lady Gaga is performing on Gossip Girl tonight. I opened my mouth and the phrase "OMG" came out. In real life.
  9. Applying for jobs and NOT listing my college degree to increase my chances of being hired - Crown College, once again thank you so very much
  10. South Park destroyed Glenn Beck tonight - that was totally a top ten episode and it was so hilarious!
  11. Coming away from 1st day of work with 2 facts-1.black polo=I look like a priest-2.the hotties all work at Bare Escentuals-it's a babe farm!
  12. Off to my first day of real work in 4 months and I'm wearing all black - throw in a beret and I magically become a Beat poet
  13. After speeding and running up the stairs, we made it home in time for the opening credits of Gossip Girl - life is beautiful
  14. When you have no one, no one can hurt you - will you miss me when I burn?
  15. @AnhJosephCao thank you - you are a tribute to what all Republicans should be - courageous and independant
  16. House passes health care bill today, sticking it to rich tea-baggers across our uneducated nation-this is what pride in America feels like
  17. Watching Farewell Milwaukee at the Fine Line and doing a bunch of hipster stuff ironically
  18. Rewatching Lost 1-4 in preparation for Season 5 on DVD - I would love to be stuck on that island with Kate - just sayin'
  19. Just watching some Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Adult Swim, how I have missed you and your talking food products
  20. Well, I guess this just goes to show that you can buy a championship