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  1. Oh no! I didn't realize Don Draper could see thestrals!
  2. @honeylamb Get creative. You could bang pots and pans or run a vacuum cleaner. There are many ways to be loud without using your lungs.
  3. @brianstitt At least 30 Rock would be shilling something more relevant this time.
  4. Five-hundred-twelve tweets! That's two to the fightin' ninth power!
  5. The weather is just terrible today, it's getting really Guns 'N Roses outside. #awfulreferences
  6. Ethan and I are dominating at pong. Where was this skill freshman year, when I cared about this?
  7. I think I have the loosest pants here. #noteveninwilliamsburg
  8. I think I'm going to like it here; someone put on Bowie UNSOLICITED! #wasitme
  9. Visiting my brother and meeting all his friends. I'm drawing inspiration from @MMathisStitt.
  10. @LRavens Well, he didn't pull the Fred Weasley special... #awesomereferences
  11. Why didn't I show you this before? Why aren't you watching it right now? http://dlf.tv/2009/david-an...
  12. @cailydo You let your modifiers dangle all the time. Who was sobbing?
  13. Overheard in my bus; "I'll eat pretty much anything. Like shrimp, and umm.... chicken skewers."
  14. @cailydo Are those your only choices? Because I would go with "A Serious Man". Even if you've already seen it.
  15. @diurnalist And to think that I only put that in to meet the 140-character limit.
  16. @brianstitt I hardly think this is the appropriate place to discuss her vagina.
  17. NPR commentator on the US's status as a superpower w.r.t. the rise of China: "There's certainly a chink in our armor." #pooridiomchoices
  18. My CEO told us that it is impossible to express gratitude to the veterans for the "enormity of [their] gift." Kinda dicky for Veterans Day.
  19. I put my Vienna pictures up! I promised @cailydo that she would be the first to know, so don't read this until she wakes up.
  20. @awkittens I've always said /kelido/ (or "kay-lee-doh" for those of you who can't read IPA). Like if Homer were saying her name.