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  1. To any fetaltweeter/nataltweeter fans in the San Francisco area: David Javerbaum will be reading from his book at Booksmith at 8 tonight!
  2. To everyone who's enjoyed these tweets: I would simply say check out http://bit.ly/2w8985. It's by an adult version of the same author.
  3. And she did very well on her Apgar. 750 Verbal, 640 Math.
  4. But as I said, Kate is doing just fine. 7 lbs., 9 oz., 1 iPhone.
  5. It is not, in my judgment, appropriate for the incubator, from a sterility standpoint.
  6. You should all be aware that mother and child are both doing fine, but I have removed the iPhone from the newborn.
  7. I understand that some of you were, uh, monitoring the proceedings here today through the twitter web.
  8. OK. Uh, hello, everyone out there in, uh, cybernet space. This is Dr. Cohen.
  9. Is this working?
  10. How does thing work?
  11. Kate Sara Tweeter.
  12. My name is...
  13. One last thing.
  14. Whoo-hoo! I did it! And I tweeted the whole time! They're never gonna get this thing awa
  15. "Love the name change, but don't forget about the bio." Jesus Fucking Christ, people! Changing my name mid-birth ain't impressive enough?!?
  16. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  17. TOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. KNEES
  19. (Seriously, "Flashforward." TiVo it.)
  20. SHOULDERS