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  1. The sun feels glorious. I may never go back to Northern Utsh
  2. Hanging at ihop with the teens. They think the host is cute. I think he is twelve.
  3. Natalie is thankful the most psycho of dance moms doesn't follow her on Twitter. Because I just have to say..... you are one CRAZY biatch.
  4. Natalie thinks kids should come with warning videos like they show in driver's ed. Remember that cute little baby? Meet the teenager.
  5. Hey all you twits! Sorry, always wanted to say that. Thank you Internet for the many opportunities.
  6. How will life go ow I have o key that comes after m? Hard to say.
  7. Wondering if all the people who come to my blog to argue realize I don't care. If I was really trying to "win," I'd be going door to door.
  8. I know you want to think you hurt me, but the truth is, I don't even remember your name.
  9. Teenage drama is unlike any other drama, ever, ever, on the face of the EARTH EVER EVER YOU-JUST-DON'T-UNDERSTAND-BECAUSE-YOU-ARE-LIKE-1 ...
  10. Obama is the newest Mormon prophet. Just ask my niece RubySue. He's her favorite.
  11. I think some people don't like my writing because I don't beat around the bush. What's so great about bush beaters?
  12. Teen daughter is definitely from the electronic generation. Last night she told me to make sure I turned the fire off. Where is that button?
  13. I find it odd that a Church would fight so ardently against two people loving each other, but have no issue with people maiming each other.
  14. Last night my niece stuck half a magazine up her nose. She's only two, so some serious cramming was required. Love kids.
  15. Today I have multi-tasked as I did ten years ago. How do I keep this going? I hate getting old.
  16. I've decided to become an "all pajama pants" person. All pajama pants, all the time. It only makes sense.
  17. Would it be a stretch to assume that people who visit my blog to tell me to "get a life" need to get a life?
  18. I think it's the plague. Or maybe ebola. Whatever it is, I'm contagious.....
  19. Stupid spam blogger: I do not hate Mormons. I hate stupid spam bloggers though. Uh, maybe dislike intensely. Put that in your spamwich.
  20. If someone can't spell a word in a threat, am I really expected to take it seriously? Just curious.