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  1. Okay, am I the only one, or does it seem like some of the Jesus people are smoking crack? I mean, come on, who SAYS shit like that?
  2. @heathermriley Thanks, Heather! That helps a lot! I am so not Twitter-savvy, although I have been called a Twit before....
  3. So tell me, Twitterers, are you supposed to follow everyone who follows you? Is it considered bad form if you don't?
  4. Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard
  5. Note to self: apparently gypsies no longer buy children. This threat has no weight behind it. Is Paris Hilton is looking for petsitters?
  6. Finding it hard to work without a computer, Internet or fax machine. Feel like I'm back in the stone age. Anyone have a chisel?
  7. very expensive car repairs. Might possibly have to sell one of children. The question is: which one?
  8. RT @murdershewrites Reality My A$$ | Murder She Writes http://bit.ly/PVRUp
  9. Tommorow is the end of the second week on Atkins. Lost about seven pounds and all respect for myself. Would kill for ice cream.
  10. is thinking 46 is old to find new friends. But life is funny. You get what you get.
  11. walked into store in North Ogden where employees dressed like hicks. Slightly mollified to discover they were hicks for Pioneer Day. Scary!
  12. would like to point out that no matter the culture, saying "Good riddance" when someone dies is pretty much poor form.
  13. @ladinah No, not giving it up. Just trying to FINISH the next book. Should be out next year.
  14. I now have 62 followers. Perhaps the time has finally come to start my own religion.... Nah.
  15. is now laughing at SELF because I have no idea how to reply to these @ queries... If that is even what they are.
  16. is laughing at dad, who just doesn't understand what all this '"twittering" is about.
  17. Every night at 9:14 our landline gives this little half-hearted ring. Every night. Busybody unambitious poltergeist?
  18. is really relieved the police didn't have to be called at this weekend's dance competition. Crazy pyscho dance moms....
  19. Cat Lady Sings Les Mis http://tinyurl.com/cp7aye
  20. $112 for a damn T-shirt??? Who the hell does Ed Hardy think he is anyway?