NatalieDee
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@ awesome article in the new york times!!
1:41 PM Nov 18th
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@ that is only ARIAL BLACK, the finest font there ever was.
5:02 PM Nov 16th
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feeding a plastic apple to a plastic horse.
11:51 AM Nov 9th
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@ don't call me nat.
8:29 AM Nov 4th
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@ haha i just saw you tweet at me from two weeks ago, i am horrible at this shit. let's meet up soon, ma, okay??
6:19 AM Oct 26th
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DrNatalieDee is dead, long live NatalieDee. Heads up to the schnintz who think they can perpetrate, give it a try, you just cant swing it.
10:59 AM Oct 25th
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you don't nomi
4:23 PM Sep 21st
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watching nona sit on a book and have a fit because she can't turn the pages. THIS FUCKING BOOK IS BROKEN!!
12:07 PM Sep 16th
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hey, look at these new bags i made up...
11:00 AM Sep 7th
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@ you are my favorite meteorologist. i watch the news every saturday night cause i know ben gelber's on.
6:33 PM Jul 27th
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@ i am thinking about getting the rug for a very low-traffic, no-dogs part of the house.
2:36 PM Jun 29th
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@ I hear you can put them in the washing machine. Have you tried this? Did it turn out OK? I am very curious.
2:27 PM Jun 29th
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So, does anyone have a flokati rug? What's the scoop on 'em? Are they a pain in the ass to maintain?
2:16 PM Jun 29th
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@ I am too wordy for this shit. i can barely wipe my butt with 140 characters.
3:26 PM Apr 21st
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it is raining in the back yard, and not raining in the front. i am sure there is some joke i could make about this, but fuck it.
3:23 PM Apr 21st
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today i went out with the baby, and someone asked me, "does she look like you, or does her dad look like that, too?"
12:12 PM Apr 3rd
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when nona is pleased, she makes an AAAHH-OOOOOO noise, like a young paulie shore. (weeze the juice, nona. weeze the juice.)
3:18 PM Jan 31st
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twitter ate my balls
5:39 PM Jan 2nd
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had a dream the dogs babysat nona...came home and they had fed her poop and dead baby birds.
5:28 PM Dec 3rd, 2008
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Day 1 of diet... pound and a half of cantaloupe for lunch.
6:21 PM Dec 1st, 2008
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