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  1. A Small Town Anywhere will open at the BAC later this month. But it begins on web/email now. http://ow.ly/i/3cN http://ow.ly/u64h
  2. RT @twutenberg: Firday is dress down causal & Genre Fiction day at Twutenberg: Condense your favourite genre books to a tweet & add #twbg
  3. RT @Twutenberg Challenge: Tuesday is of course Shakespeare day. Condense the bard's immortal works into single tweets and add #twbg plea ...
  4. RT @twutenberg Project Twutenberg: digest a well-known book into a tweet and add #twbg to the end, like the glacé cherry on a word bun.
  5. He'd be mad to fly dangerous missions, but if he's not mad then he has to. Screwed either way, an airman bravely runs away. #twbg
  6. Get 'em while they're fresh! Early upgrades to #HootSuite 2.0 at http://hootsuite.com/upgrade
  7. #wpss The defeated soldier stood alone. His uniform tattered, worn without pride. The land lay barren. There was noone left to surrender to.
  8. @FICDIR For a year they stood watch by the grave.Grass grew over.They left to rebuild &forget.A hand parted the grass, from underneath #wpss
  9. Hot again. You wipe sweat away. "Remember: Hearts and minds boys" the CO says shouldering his rifle. "Aim for their hearts and minds." #wpss
  10. The glowering clouds released a blizzard of soft white trouble. Far from shelter, the rambler reached for his mobile phone. Out of battery.
  11. After an interruption to save the world, the superhero date ended in a Richter 7 earthquake. Star Girl had invited Forceman up for coffee.
  12. The next day my mouth tasted like a dead cat peed in it.I stumbled to the toilet,past the bodies.The zombie kitten sat in the sink,purring.
  13. I gave the pale girl change at the bus stop, muttering pickup lines. She placed the coins over her eyes. "Kharon will want these," she said ...
  14. A place where everybody smiles and has a hobby. Lots of tourists come and never leave. The canyon is perfect for the bodies.
  15. The scientists couldn't make the reactor work for Stalin, so they turned to Baba Yaga. Fifty years later, Chernobyl walked away on chicken l ...
  16. The cow assassins from the future did not realise that shooting the inventor of the milking robot would change history udderly.
  17. Bugsy broke its fangs with brass knuckles. We sent it down wearing concrete boots I smiled. The trenchcoat hid the itching holes in my neck ...
  18. The roquefort was to die for. The lethal metal bar swung down, but the aged mouse did not regret a thing.