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  1. Operation Deliver Woodgie completed, pics of the beast on Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/narka... Pleased at San Diego airport's free WiFi.
  2. Carbon copy of a carbon copy. Think I'd know better by now.
  3. Curses, missing @theglitchmob while awaaaay on businesssss. http://twitpic.com/929yd
  4. @sparktography I wonder if you'd be allergic to Woodge. Him and Skype would make a great team if Woodge didn't, you know, kill you.
  5. @cdeagle Dogg, you -know- we aim to please.
  6. ...of love.
  7. 16.2 POUNDS
  8. @BeckyB79 not for keeps!
  9. So Woodge has a vet appointment tomorrow. Guess it's too late for that crash diet. http://twitpic.com/8ykia
  10. @thoraxmandicles Niiiiiice.
  11. and by 'know you' I mean 'consume you and gain energy from your gradual digestion.'
  12. annnnnd by destroying I mean eating. Sickos.
  13. Peach, I want to -know- you.
  14. Perk of Bachelorhood #987: Destroying a ripe .6lb peach (.6!?), shirtless, over the kitchen sink. Juice all running about your bearded face.
  15. Lost ID, printing proof of insurance to get on base, packed 360, grumpy morning, late, new shades: http://twitpic.com/8umbr
  16. @torinaga CONGRATS!
  17. Repurposed an old key rack as a place to store produce. Like it was made for it. http://twitpic.com/8oy8o
  18. Sorely tempted to iron these bad boys.
  19. Accidentally laundered $200. No, really. http://twitpic.com/8oxcl
  20. Holy shit, I'm... having a great day!