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  1. The only thing that makes any sense of death is hearing @seangunn say the deceased is "out". RT @seangunn: Brittany Murphy's out.
  2. @ladygrl hanging at the McDonalds in Pratt, KS - next to the guy polishing his paintless 93 Corsica...with Windex...in 22 degree weather.
  3. Just overheard a bit of what must have been an amazing conversation: Girl 1 "You look like your mom." Girl 2 "I can't - my mom is adopted."
  4. Where did you see this? Church? RT @Yoedel: @narcissusholmes I though you'd like to see this -- http://tinypic.com/r/59y7n8/6
  5. Foiled - http://qtwt.us/pbjp
  6. Photo: Thanks Japan! http://tumblr.com/xel4tzhid
  7. Photo: How Not To Get Laid #14 http://tumblr.com/xel4txvwq
  8. Photo: “Okay, I’ll be right back with your drinks and bread for the table.” http://tumblr.com/xel4tutsm
  9. Photo: “That’s right - I’m sitting on your goat. What what!” http://tumblr.com/xel4ttduj
  10. Photo: Aspire to awesomeness. http://tumblr.com/xel4ts018
  11. Photo: Grandpa is on fire!!! Best. Christmas. Ever. http://tumblr.com/xel4tpkw5
  12. Photo: Opportunity not missed. http://tumblr.com/xel4tnl4j
  13. Photo: Yoga makes you awesome. http://tumblr.com/xel4tgv2x
  14. Photo: Literally - in a literal sense http://tumblr.com/xel4td3q7
  15. Photo: Easter meant something very different outside the green-zone. http://tumblr.com/xel4tcmbe
  16. Photo: Everything will be fine now. http://tumblr.com/xel4t4i9v
  17. Photo: Life Skill: DIY Pencil Crossbow (instructions) http://tumblr.com/xel4t28tr
  18. Photo: Worth doing. http://tumblr.com/xel4t1iog
  19. Photo: Lamest goths ever. http://tumblr.com/xel4t14sv
  20. Photo: Getting the word out. http://tumblr.com/xel4szmlo