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  1. Need to drain your battery? There's an app for that - it's called iPhone 3.0. I'm losing 10% an hour. Awful.
  2. Dear tall assholes at concerts: Stop shifting your weight - everyone already hates you enough.
  3. Honey in my ears from seeing @bleutopia at Hotel Cafe tonight.
  4. If you have an iPod or and iPhone and you need to transcode videos for it - give MediaCoder a go http://tinyurl.com/dhlzju is great (& free)
  5. Bleu's (@bleutopia) album "A Watched Pot" was released for sale today. It's one of the best albums I own - can't recommend enough.
  6. The verdict is, a 2nd time, that I'm awful at the game of mafia. But I'll fight hard no matter how wrong my judgment is - just like Caiphus!
  7. I'm the worst but only sixth loudest Mafia player.
  8. @joseph_brunetta word. | @KAlroythx if you're right - then I am sure to regret it.
  9. Harry Potter and the Constant Gardener #harrypottersequels
  10. HA HA! RT @seangunn: When this dude moonwalked on the dugout, I shouted "too soon!" http://twitpic.com/a9x7c
  11. @Edlowthegreat just a random thought. Like: I wonder what the elevation is at the beach? Or: If I had a nickel for every monkey....
  12. The thing I may regret about not having children is threatening to kill them and everyone they know.
  13. Two Mules for Harry Potter #harrypottersequels
  14. Harry Potter and the Bandit #harrypottersequels
  15. Harry Potter and the Frothy Glass of Bile #harrypottersequels
  16. Harry Potter vs. Giant Octopus #harrypottersequels
  17. Harry Potter Does Dallas #harrypottersequels
  18. Just had an extraordinary Partagas with the King of Pop (@james_gunn)
  19. RT @theSSGinger: @narcissusholmes can't that be and/or eff yourself? - Yes. Noted.
  20. @shotbykim excellent point