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@ I was afraid of that. No age with children is easy. Dammit. Is this why gypsies are out of the child-buying business?
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to dllh
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Why small publishers will win: quality and passion. RT @ When you have MBAs *wanting* to work in publishing, you're screwed.
about 18 hours ago
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See the Men Who Stare at Goats. Full theater, I was the only one who laughed so hard so often that people glared. Terrible, hilarious movie.
about 18 hours ago
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Just when it can't get any worse, they turn 2. Then it can't, and they're 3. When does the "crap, it just got worse" end?
8:26 PM Nov 13th
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@ Of course, you've done the same. Several times. But I'm a huge fan of playing the pancreas card lately.
3:44 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to makingthingsup
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@ broke it? Gee, that would be swell timing, eh? I split open a knee one winter in Boston and spent ice season on crutches.
11:35 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to badmommymoments
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I lopped a 25 page article into 12 pages this week. And made a pancreas. What did you do?
11:32 PM Nov 12th
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@ why are you in the ER?
10:29 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to badmommymoments
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Then have VA tell the rest of the country. RT @ Dear Virginia: the death penalty is not a deterrent.
12:35 PM Nov 11th
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plagiarized self = fail RT @ Standards for Grading the Life of an Adjunct Composition Professor.
2:25 PM Nov 9th
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Unwilling hostage to loud teenager conversation across the room...it's officially creepy when teens call parents "Mommy" and "Daddy."
2:16 PM Nov 8th
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Congress to take away women's health care rights, so let's mandate vasectomies for all men in Congress. Anti-choice is now pro-snip.
11:00 AM Nov 8th
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Composing snark letter to neighbors re: excess of cookie crunch in Halloween haul and relative lack of nougat.
4:07 PM Nov 6th
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one for you @ RT @ The Police Blotter Shakespeare:
3:43 PM Nov 6th
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Yeah it does. RT @ "The linguistic construction of post-capitalist hegemony recapitulates the engendering of print culture."
3:39 PM Nov 6th
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Really poor multitasker. I am officially incapable of digesting and gestating at the same time. Pat your tummy and grow a head...just can't.
9:17 PM Nov 4th
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@ seriously? cheese danish? cheese blintz? cheesecake? come on. desserts *beg* for cheese.
7:02 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to makingthingsup
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Advertising lie number 612: "fun size." Bullshit. Those are either "pathetic size" or "gateway size." Either way, I need more to claim fun.
6:28 PM Nov 3rd
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@ Scrabble totally robs honest spellers of 'eieio,' too.
1:05 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to mrskennedy
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@ necks are a bit long w/r/t wraith head size, no?
1:00 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to mattbucher
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- Name Christine Harkin
- Location 37.9068; -122.2552
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- Bio I stopped writing, naming, acting, triathlons, and pursuit of a PhD for *this*?
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