napoleana
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Why would you name a species "chastetree"? Are other trees slutty?
about 1 hour ago
from txt
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i can't help but wonder how humans came to make the jump from "i think this is edible" to "i think this would taste better with basil"
about 4 hours ago
from TwitterBar
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Why did "Step in Time" on Conan sound SAD? That's supposed to be a fast, happy song.
about 20 hours ago
from TwitterBar
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fuck nscc. fuck them in the goddamn motherfucking asshole.
about 21 hours ago
from TwitterBar
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Dad just got me commissioned for 3 more bats. "You know I can do other stuff, right?"
3:12 PM Nov 30th
from TwitterBar
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is trying to figure out 8 views on Thurs & 1 on Sat when publication in on Sat o.0
8:44 AM Nov 29th
from TwitterBar
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so I'm thinking this would be pretty awesome with an oreo crust:
2:47 PM Nov 28th
from TwitterBar
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Reupholstering Converse All Stars:
10:16 AM Nov 28th
from TwitterBar
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on discussing women's biology in desperate housewives: Mom: "This show's written by gay men. What do they know?"
7:55 PM Nov 27th
from TwitterBar
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oh cyute! expandable striped stocking!
7:28 PM Nov 27th
from TwitterBar
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awesomest bracellet ever:
3:41 PM Nov 27th
from TwitterBar
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apparently dreaming about punching somebody in the face can really make you feel better, but i'd like to get back to sleep now
12:37 AM Nov 27th
from TwitterBar
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No, Dave, illegal fur coats are NOT a "cultural thing." They are a rich fuckheads thing.
9:19 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBar
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Danielle's first day at the new store is black friday.
9:15 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBar
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god, i would hate to go through all that college to work with and study animals, and then work with Jack Hanna
9:09 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBar
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plain green beans, sweet potatoes from a can, and tofurky. best thanksgiving ever. (would be sarcastic if not for the tofurky)
6:51 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBar
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Tony's CeeBee: Your one-stop shop for all the things you forgot to get at the better grocery that is farther away.
6:42 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBar
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oh, i'm not allowed to refer to things as "nasty" but you are. i get it.
6:19 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBar
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my life would probably be easier if i'd realized sooner that saying a name alone was supposed to constitute a sentence.
6:16 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBar
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"Whatever I'm licking off my hand is delicious."
5:44 PM Nov 26th
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- Name Jessica Teeple
- Location TN, USA
- Web http://tinyurl.co...
- Bio crazy hippie nerdy veggie chick and suspected communist lesbian - nothing has been proven
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