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  1. fact: cheese IS tasty. omnomnom.
  2. fact: m&ms aren't that tasty.
  3. you know what it tastier than muffins? chewing on the muffins wrappers. #nomnomnom
  4. new profile pic from this weekend's brunch party for @starsinjenseyes. that's my party sombrero!
  5. why is ballthecat chewing on styrofoam now? why does she not understand how delicious the CHEESE is?!
  6. i do not know why ballthecat chews on guitar strings when she could eat delicious cheese with me. #makesnosense
  7. why must cheeze be so delicious when i am lactose intolerant?! CRUUUUUEL WORLD.
  8. given the choice of eating kibble vs. maintain my girlish figure, i choose kibble. i always choose the kibble.
  9. what are you going to be for halloween this year? i think i will be hello kitty.
  10. @DanceTWorkshop jerk
  11. @DanceTWorkshop put a pancake on your head. look around and wonder where you put your pancake. #CC15
  12. @adam_smith LIES! i spent a portion of my day licking things, a significant amount of time stretching, and scavenging for food scraps.
  13. ARE YOU SERIOUS? ITS ONLY 3:40!!!
  14. NOTICE: it is not monday. or tuesday. or wednesday. or thursday. HOORAY.
  15. today, i have been making a list of all the animals with pawpads: cats, dogs, elephants, bunnies. FACT: bugs and birds do not have pawpads.
  16. do elephants have pawpads?
  17. @adam_smith GO BANANA!!! http://is.gd/3BlcC
  18. @starsinjenseyes i am only allergic to humans spraying water bottles at me.
  19. i voted for maura! you too! RT @mauramae: Last push! 48 minutes til voting ends - i am 1% behind. PLS vote!!! http://www.mariecoiffure.com
  20. @DanceTWorkshop INVISIBLE POPSICLE! #CC13