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  1. what are you going to be for halloween this year? i think i will be hello kitty.
  2. @DanceTWorkshop jerk
  3. @DanceTWorkshop put a pancake on your head. look around and wonder where you put your pancake. #CC15
  4. @adam_smith LIES! i spent a portion of my day licking things, a significant amount of time stretching, and scavenging for food scraps.
  5. ARE YOU SERIOUS? ITS ONLY 3:40!!!
  6. NOTICE: it is not monday. or tuesday. or wednesday. or thursday. HOORAY.
  7. today, i have been making a list of all the animals with pawpads: cats, dogs, elephants, bunnies. FACT: bugs and birds do not have pawpads.
  8. do elephants have pawpads?
  9. @adam_smith GO BANANA!!! http://is.gd/3BlcC
  10. @starsinjenseyes i am only allergic to humans spraying water bottles at me.
  11. i voted for maura! you too! RT @mauramae: Last push! 48 minutes til voting ends - i am 1% behind. PLS vote!!! http://www.mariecoiffure.com
  12. @DanceTWorkshop INVISIBLE POPSICLE! #CC13
  13. stressbarf!
  14. Iz mai crazuh famlee RT @starsinjenseyes family photo of me, @napkinthecat and @adam_smith http://twitpic.com/f5df8
  15. @DanceTWorkshop while blindfolded, search for something you've lost. keep searching until you find it. #CC12
  16. wouldn't it be weird if boy humans had beards that were made of squids and/or octopii? #squidbeard #octobeard
  17. I'm in kitteh prison: http://yfrog.com/bbauoj (so are @starsinjenseyes terrible Hawaiian vinyl records)
  18. @nyneofuturists how did you know that german is my second language? taco bell needs rebranding anyways. german kittehs for taco bell! #tacos
  19. that little yo quiero taco bell dog died. think i can apply for that job? #tacos
  20. i am perfect for this job: http://bit.ly/raLXo Just call me your kitteh barista.