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  1. @twinbush Awesome video. A total contender for #gtotd. Bookmarking URL now. http://trunc.it/34n50
  2. @CaptainDumbass What does it mean when a furniture store draws in customers more for it's meatballs than its bookshelves? #ikea
  3. @IzzyMuses Actually, I have not always loved goats. It just sort of happened because of NGIP, the randomly-named blog.
  4. Much Grassy Ass to @610Drew, @JustUs303, and @BaxterBog for the #FF!
  5. @SITSGirls I feel like the lady in that commercial standing out in front of Mervyn's at 5am saying "Open, open, open!"
  6. New Goat Thing of the Day: Yelling and Fair Buddies http://bit.ly/EjYfN
  7. New Post on NGIP: "Maybe I Just Have a Hole in my Lip" http://bit.ly/2TeaxD
  8. New Goat Thing of the Day: Thunderboxes http://bit.ly/48Gtyt
  9. @elmlish I'm sorry, I won't use racial slurs to cancel calories. I have standards, you know. I think.
  10. "Bevmo" is a misleading name. It should be called BeerAndWineMo. #liveandlearn #howtowastegas
  11. @elmlish Just called Roxie Deli per your link...they sell Jones, but not the diet version.
  12. Anybody know of a store in Sacramento that sells diet Jones soda?
  13. New post up on NGIP: It's Not Easy Being Green http://bit.ly/3NClUD
  14. RT @schmutzie: I like Twitter. You can shout DUCK SEX! and nobody bats an eye.
  15. New Goat Thing of the Day: Haiti http://bit.ly/2lBsvY #fb
  16. Thx for the retweeties, sweeties! @ReadUpsideDown @dannybrown @numbnuggets @PhotogCynthia http://retwt.me/1IuLB
  17. New post up on Nanny Goats in Panties: Of Grandmas and Chocolate http://retwt.me/1IuLB
  18. @mommywantsvodka Is that the cool way to admit that you just sniffed your dog's butt? ;)
  19. @Poppetree I think they are crazy and should be thrown in the hoosegow. Oh! You mean the movie. Same thing, then.
  20. New Goat Thing of the Day: Leavenworth http://bit.ly/21ede5 #fb