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  1. No MJ resolution! I have something against freaky looking millionaire creeps with plastic faces.
  2. There is always a "public option", expect when it came to my kids' education.
  3. Thank God Michael Jackson died, Now we can pass that climate change bill and you shitheads will be none the wiser.
  4. Dear Followers: I'm still an arrow unshot, fixed in a bow, I'm still a fire unlit rearing to go. Don't lose faith.
  5. @mountaincowboy1 I stand defiant in the face of overwhelming evidence!
  6. My crozzled heart is sad. Oh, that I still had tear ducts!
  7. According to Wolfram Alpha, I am 69 years old. I um, think Mr. Wolfram forgot to carry a zero.
  8. My tweets are out of order!
  9. @mlane2332 I know, what they are doing to me is bullshit.
  10. You can trust me, I'm not like the others.
  11. ...ivion by nationalizing Chevrolet. I guess what I try to say, what I really want to get across is this...
  12. I accept your apology in advance. There is nothing I want more than to put this BS begind me, and move onto saving this country from ob...
  13. ularity, you don't. I guess what I am trying to say is that you all enabled me by not liking Bush. it was a collective lie...
  14. peopel seemed to hate him. So why would I not keep saying things that may or may not have been true. I actually have a career based on pop..
  15. been caught, so I am sorry. But in reality, it is you who should be apologizing to me. The more I blamed Bush for everything, the more you..
  16. held to a different standard. So I begrudgingly apologize to everyone who trusted me. I lied to you because I thought I could and I have...
  17. onto me and into my subconcious, (really 140 characters? Christ, LOST has more Characters than a freeking tweet) making believe that I was..
  18. ...about most of you or what you think, because, quite frankly I don't have to. Also, the media, the blasted leviathan, got their tentacles
  19. That I, NANCY PELOSI, could have it both ways and you would be none the wiser. Not that I intend you any harm. I don't, I just don't care...
  20. ...dinates may or may not have been informed of the techniques, I cannot be hed ccountable because I was always under the impression...