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Woke up at 3:30 a.m. again. Must get giant Ambien pillow I can chew through night.

Took nap in MRI machine that's investigating my slipped vertabrea and fractured sacrum. Broken spines suck ass.
Feeling hip. Told my 14-year-old nephew about Twitter. He's texting non stop at the pool. When I was his age we used quills and birch.
Video prank. Went for a drive with Spencer (Fart machine kid) and I picked up hitch hiker that was a murderer. Spencer didn't know it wa ... ...
Regretting I didn't stay in LA longer & force myself into my fav shows (ClipCritics, WaverlyFilms, Tiny Chicken, Tomboystv).
Back home in PA and catching up on videos. Watching videos. Not in a making mood.
Spent afternoon in LA with the best people ever. Shot an episode of "The Retarded Policeman." Getting on red-eye to Philly. I love video ... ...
Heard Michael Buckley (whatthebuckshow) and his assistant, Mason, are at odds. MSNBC wanted Buckley for a news show and Mason lost the c ... ...
3 adolescent sisters just recognized Nalts at LA airport. That's a first. Hung up on Trippy to enjoy moment.
If I was stoned, I'd be annoyed by an unstoned me. What's that say?
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Sometimes it's not what you twitter. It's that you twittered.
"She pretended to sleep through it, but I know she enjoyed it..." (Accidental text message sent to me from famous YouTuber).
GPS estimates are as stable as Twitter technology. My 8 arrival in NYC changed to 8:45 and soon to 9:30 I'll bet.
I have Alzheimer's I think. Couldn't remember anyone's name at that Star-Trek like YouTube gathering: http://alzheimers.ofnalts.com/
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@maryann712 Just ran into Maryann, who confirmed I'm in the same garage with my car (both of these are odd coincidences).
@nutcheese just told me she was a lesbian. and she's going to in and out burger but not getting any in.