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  1. Hang on. The Christmas lights have gone a bit funny. Flashing on and off. Now they've changed colour! What's going on? 3:22 PM Dec 22nd from web
  2. Enjoying my Christmas lights with some Baileys & Bing Crosby. Wouldn't be poor for quids. 3:20 PM Dec 22nd from web
  3. Don't forget to watch my Christmas Message while huddling around your computer for warmth: http://bit.ly/XMAS2009 4:27 AM Dec 22nd from web
  4. Have flip-flopped on snow after slipping on ice. Santa better bring me everything I want or I'm going to start hating Jesus. 4:25 AM Dec 22nd from web
  5. My 2009 Christmas Message is now live! -> http://bit.ly/XMAS2009 9:57 AM Dec 21st from web
  6. Writing my letter to Santa; "I've been a good girl this year, and only lined up at the trough because they told me to..." 2:06 PM Dec 18th from web
  7. RT @Jesus_: ONE WEEK UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY! What do I want for my birthday? Send me an @Jesus_ tweet telling me something nice you did for s ... 2:03 PM Dec 18th from web
  8. Package of contraband has just arrived from Canada. What am I going to do with a moose and a party barrel of maple syrup? 2:03 PM Dec 18th from web
  9. Senator Palpatine for Supreme Chancellor! He's a decent, honest, principled man + he can shoot lightning from his fingers 2:01 PM Dec 18th from web
  10. Oh, shut up. It's not like it's your money. http://bit.ly/7pMZT1 3:10 AM Dec 18th from web
  11. Nothing so lovely as the sound of singing children. "Agh," they scream, "get that fire away from me, you old cow!" Bless. 3:22 PM Dec 17th from web
  12. 80 MPs are appealing and I'm not one of them. There's news for you. 8:30 AM Dec 17th from web
  13. Constituents are moaning about grit on the roads, but I'm more worried about the sand in my vagina. 5:29 AM Dec 17th from web
  14. I've decided to avoid Twitter during an election because I can't get the account name I want. 3:49 AM Dec 17th from web
  15. I've been mentored in the Classics, me. 3:55 PM Dec 16th from web
  16. Xmas lights upon the snow that covers all the poor below. If only it'd snow all year, we'd hardly know the poor are here. 3:55 PM Dec 16th from web
  17. The view from the palace is so wonderful this time of year. Gosh it's lovely being a princess. 3:47 PM Dec 16th from web
  18. I do enjoy watching the wretched poor in Les Misérables. Pity they make such a song and dance about it. 5:15 PM Dec 13th from web
  19. I'm beginning to regret that cheese, too. 7:24 AM Dec 13th from web
  20. Drank a LOT of red wine & woke up in such a state that even my phone's GPS didn't know where I was. Oh, how I suffer for the poor. 7:24 AM Dec 13th from web