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  1. Kiss my irish love my swede - 36 minutes ago from UberTwitter
  2. @FunnyJoker. -----> me <----- about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to FunnyJoker
  3. @williebeamon prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law #classicmoviequotes about 4 hours ago from web
  4. #classicmoviequotes i carried a watermelon!?! about 4 hours ago from web
  5. #classicmoviequotes so u guys like boyfriend-girlfriend?Steady dates?Lovers?C'mon sporto level wit me, Do u slip her the hot beef injection? about 5 hours ago from web
  6. Chick next to me on train is listenin to dance hits 1998 and I want to stab her. unce unce unce doo da doo unce unce unce unce about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. #MM - I guess that's why they call it the blues -- elton john about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. while you pray, I fly 4:54 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  9. ‎​u:"I think ur purposely vague with tempting & leading intricate thoughts" me: butterfly wings beating breathing beating stove top stuffing 4:01 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  10. Beyonce makes lady gaga look 80x more jacked up than that bitch already looks #videophone 3:32 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  11. I want your ugly. 3:03 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  12. feelin' phantom vibrates, hearin' phantom vibrates 1:46 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @MackDuncan somebody got some this wknd and it wasn't my flux capacitor 8:11 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to MackDuncan
  14. ubertwitter said i was in arlington earlier. uber twitter's lying. 8:50 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. RT @WillieBeamon: The father of Michael Jacksons first molestation accuser committed suicide this week .......guilt motivated ?????????? 3:08 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  16. I just found out the west coast doesn't have fluff http://myloc.me/1EsjV 2:55 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  17. just walked into the middle of my male roommates role playing game. saturday, you have failed me 8:31 PM Nov 21st from web
  18. RT @TheUserPool: Women sometimes think being single a disease. Men know it's the cure. 7:13 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  19. Everyone is guilty. It's on whose time its spent on that counts. 2:24 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  20. I don't want u to change -- I want u to want to change -- it's too late for all of us -- too late for all of us 10:07 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter