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  1. toffee nut latte is pure genius. now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
  2. Hoorah weekend! Time for wearing PJs all day and being lazy. Oh wait, I do that M-F. Foiled again.
  3. mat/newborn photog is booked! http://www.jennylaurenphoto... just a tad excited.
  4. squee!! babymail! box from gramma and other goodies.
  5. please, mr. postman, bring me a box of babythings. that is all.
  6. RIP, lovely oatmeal-colored merino shawl collar cardigan... she met her bitter end in a warm tumble dry cycle this afternoon. GASP. SOB.
  7. @Tallymou wha??
  8. I feel the need to profess my love for basil pesto. I adore pesto. It is sorely underrated. So there you have it.
  9. baby thinks he is a contestant; specialty: TAP #SYTYCD
  10. seriously, I feel like I just got done with an 8 hour trail ride on horseback. my joints huuuuurt. sitting is a painful endeavor.
  11. oreos and cheetos were not on my grocery list. the baby made me do it.
  12. squee! we're in the double digits! 99 days until baby's due date.
  13. trim is painted in the nursery (1 coat) and I'm officially spent. if you need me, I'll be on the couch, asleep, and drooling.
  14. sweeping the deck = exercise in futility. the leaves keep coming.
  15. watching 'say yes to the dress' instead of the evening news. please don't tell my buddies over at NPR. kthxbye.
  16. pig flu vaccine? check.
  17. attempting crock pot chicken'n'dumplings, courtesy of the internet.
  18. Watching halloween episode of Medium... I forget how much I like this show.
  19. all baseball players should be required to wear the tight knee-socks and baseball pants. not loving the baggy-arses in this world series.
  20. does green, chunky snot mean my cold is almost over? like the demons are leaving my body through my nose?