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Now get out to a golf course and walk that meal off! 1:25 PM Nov 26th from HootSuite
encore, if you missed it yesterday: Wishing you the happiest golfiest Thanksgiving! http://ow.ly/FB1N (twitpic) xoxo Myrtle 8:25 AM Nov 26th from HootSuite
To all my Twitterbuds: Wishing you the happiest golfiest Thanksgiving! http://ow.ly/FAZv (twitpic) 3:30 PM Nov 25th from HootSuite
Golf is a game whose aim is 2 hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole…w/weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose - Churchill 1:10 PM Nov 25th from HootSuite
The evolution of golf fashion: http://ow.ly/FeLe (twitpic) - It's a GOOD thang. 11:15 AM Nov 25th from HootSuite
Golf or Basketball? Which should the president follow? http://ow.ly/FfD7 9:25 AM Nov 25th from HootSuite
Don't forget: next time you head out, a good pre-round stretching regimen will improve your game and reduce the chance of injury. 7:05 AM Nov 25th from HootSuite
Golf balls end up in the strangest places. http://ow.ly/FeEm (twitpic) 3:35 PM Nov 24th from HootSuite
Ochoa finishes year ranked number 1 in women's golf. http://ow.ly/Ff2K 1:25 PM Nov 24th from HootSuite
The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music. - ye Olde Golf Wisdom 11:20 AM Nov 24th from HootSuite
@IMAVEX backatcha! happy to meet you. 10:28 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to IMAVEX
Has your golf tan faded? http://ow.ly/Fex5 10:06 AM Nov 24th from HootSuite
Too many 3-putt greens? Aim for a circle 3 ft aroundthe hole. Long putts, focus more on distance…less on direction. 7:21 AM Nov 24th from HootSuite
I don't fear death... but I sure do hate those three footers for par. - Chi Chi Rodriquez 5:05 PM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
yowzah! coming down the home stretch. On the 18th, headed back to pro shop. and ball bath. 2:50 PM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
@BulldogAS you'd be amazed at how "bad" many of the golfers I know are…and what a great time is had in spite of it! ;•) 1:39 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to BulldogAS
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. ~A.A. Milne 12:17 PM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
Heading up to Little River to play Glen Dornoch. I love this course! http://ow.ly/EXmO 10:51 AM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
That's why conscientious golfers like you need to use a ball retriever! http://ow.ly/EXgs (youtube) 10:23 AM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
While your clubs and putters will last you for a long time, balls will keep disappearing into sand traps and into the lakes. 10:20 AM Nov 23rd from HootSuite

Name Myrtle the Golf Ball
Location Myrtle Beach, SC
Web http://www.golfho...
Bio Myrtle here, the World's First Tweeting Golf Ball. Life is *fine* at the beach. Hangin out on the greens y'all. Join me for a sweet tea? Let's tee it up!